Did you know that your pindick is like an appendix? No, this isn’t the start of a joke, unless we’re talking about the sad, undersexed nub in between your legs. Because that pathetic excuse of a penis is a joke in itself. No, your little cock is like an appendix because you don’t need it. It could even be removed and you’d live just fine. Your small cock is an extra part that serves zero purpose!

Little Pindick, Big Solution

It’s not like you were racking up the babes with that little cock, like your bed was some hotspot for pleasure. C’mon, you live the loser life! The pizza guy knows your name. So does the convenience store clerk who sells you your almost daily snacks of soda and food on those little roller things where the hot dogs and taquitos are! The highlight of your life is finding a porn that you haven’t seen and jerking that little dick to anything and everything. And of course, I can’t actually remove your cock! But I could lock it up and get it out of my sight and yours. Chastity might just be your calling. Why continue pleasuring something that’s given you nothing but misery?

Oh, and if you’re one of my super sluts that are actually built for cock, your sad little pindick has been causing you problems all your life. Just like a bothersome appendix, it needs to go! So whaddya say? Hand it over and finally make one woman happy? That woman is me…..and the only woman worth pleasing, anyway!