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Mr. Slipper Humper humps in secret, and loves the smell of feet on his hands. He’ll do anything for it! Mr. Slipper Humper offers to clean houses just to be around women, and then offer his massage services to the housewife as a bonus. Foot massages are a way to...My Pain Bitch, Back For More!
I have a certain pain bitch that I’ve written about before. He just loves those thwacks and smacks! There’s just something special about aching to please a Mistress so much that you’ll inflict all kinds of things on yourself. Pain is very motivating...Sucking Cock Is Like Eating Potato Chips…..You Can’t Have Just One!
Have you ever tried to eat one potato chip? There’s just something about the salt on your tongue and the tang of the flavor. From that very first taste, your stomach wakes up, your brain begins to focus, and all you can think about is how you can get more chips....Hey, Pindick! When They Were Passing Out Boy Parts, You Got Screwed!
Men are supposed to have cocks. It’s your manhood, the ‘family jewels’, your precious future legacy maker. You’re supposed to have confidence in locker rooms and be a sure bet at the bar. Ideally, every woman you bring home should be raving...
