It’s St Patrick’s Day, and as an Irish lass myself, I thought I’d serve up a bit of word soup. There’s all kinds of random brain chatter swirling around in this head of mine at any given moment, but don’t let that give you a negative connotation! I’m a woman and we’re all like that. You already know this. Now, all kinds of things have been in my head lately…..LDW things and pop culture things and sexy things and yes, things like orgasm denial and big cock….always! I just love hearing you beg, see? You call me up with a big stiffy or a little stiffy and because you’ve paid to talk to me, you assume that I have to let you cum, but au contraire! If you wanted a brainless bimbo, you could have called any other site on the ‘net, but when you hand over control to a Mistress, your cock becomes mine.

Orgasm Denial, Poultry Day And The Color Green

If you’re feeling lucky, I invite you to call me up tonight with that erection of yours and see if I’ll deny you that orgasm or if you have the ‘luck of the Irish’. Now, some people will say that the origins of that phrase are negative, but I think everything is up to interpretation. As much as I love to hear you beg and plead for release, I assure you that a few of you will be granted a hearty load-blow, and it’s all courtesy of my good-natured Irish charm.
So go ahead. It’ll be fun.

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Did you know that March 19 is Poultry Day? That sounds made up, but I assure you it’s not. One of my callers probably had no idea that Poultry Day was even a thing when he switched his cam on, pushed his cock into a cooked chicken from a grocery store deli and fucked it. I watched through my fingers. I was laughing and horrified and shocked and turned on at the same time, actually admiring him for being creative and making a regular, everyday item a sex toy. Hey, I encourage you to find sex toys from around the house. Or from the grocery store deli, apparently. If you missed that Call Confession entry, you can read about ‘Sexy Food Fun‘ here.

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So here I sit in my pretty green panties, just for the occasion. It is St. Patrick’s Day, after all. If you are wearing your own panties, (or you want to talk about mine), call me up.
Bring your cock. Try your luck.