Oh, what a call I recently had. Not only was it sexy and unique, the session was full of ‘firsts’ for my caller. And it was all about sexy food fun!
One handsome man in pink panties….
My caller came to me with his fantasies, and I was excited to help. Plus, everything would be on cam. That absolutely thrilled me. I cannot tell all of you enough…..I love to watch! So, there we were: a cute redhead from Portland and a hottie from Wisconsin, sitting in a hotel room he got just for this call.
The first thing I got to watch was him getting naked and slipping into a pair of pretty, pink panties. He looked darling in them. Caressing himself through the fabric, he immediately stiffened just with the sound of my voice. Soon, his hand was wrapped around that smooth member, stroking and teasing. But oh, there was more. He had brought a toy to our party…..but not just any toy. No, this one was definitely organic. Right there in his hand, he showed me a firm, room-temperature cucumber. (see note)
I was so excited!
Explaining to me that he had never used anything of any real size in his ass, he was anxious to use the cucumber for our anal play. He waited for instructions, but was soon licking and sucking that cucumber, confiding that he had never done that before but showing natural talent! He looked so comfortable working it down his throat, treating it like a real cock, like a dream come true.
Doing what comes naturally….
My pink-pantied caller then did what I was super excited for. He pulled those panties down and worked that very same cucumber into his tight ass for a first-time fruit fuck that he’d never forget. He pushed the end in and gave a small groan, and then explored further, pushing more inch by inch. Keeping a firm grip on the end like a handle, it was magic to watch him discover his pleasure, and direct it himself. He took small breaks and marveled at how much he enjoyed it. It definitely surprised him.
But then he surprised me. It seemed that my new friend from Wisconsin had picked up more at the grocery store than just produce. Showing me a cooked, cooled rotisserie chicken, he slid it onto his dick and began to fuck it. Working himself in and out of it, he remarked that it was surprisingly comfortable and pounded it until the whole chicken began to break into pieces. As he edged closer and closer, he was soon covered in delicious chicken grease, which helped him to continue jerking. I edged him again and again while he begged, and then he blew his load in his greasy hand and ate it, delighting us both.
This was definitely one of my best on-cam sessions, and I’m so glad we got a chance to play. Looking forward to next time, Wisconsin!
Call me anytime!
Note: Please make sure that any object used for sex play is clean, unbroken, smooth and sanitary. Safety first!
Uh oh, looks like someone is giving our darling John Melon-cock a run for his money. I am SO sorry I missed out on such an epic cam show. I hope in the future your little tart will consider engaging in some sexy food play for the both of us. Awesome read!!!!
Yes, the only thing that could have made that session more perfect would be if it was a 2 Mistress Call. But maybe my new Wisconsin friend will think about it….. =)
couldn’t plooking a rotisserie chicken be considered necrophilia and bestiality as well as improper food preparation and handling?
My caller did not prepare the chicken, he purchased it from a deli. Once it was cooked, it became food and what people do with food is up to them. Technically, one could argue that any time food is not used for ingestion purposes, it is not being properly ‘handled’ and yet folks have been incorporating food into sexy time for decades, (like strawberries and whipped cream). Also, we’ve all heard of and/or seen the American Pie film series. Certainly, pies are not necessarily sex toys, but it sure put Jason Biggs on the map!
I do not permit anything in a session that goes against the rules of LDW. But we have a wet and messy fetish site a http://www.foodfetishfantasies.com that explores ‘sploshing’, a fetish that uses food in sex. As long as I am within the rules of content, my only concern is that people are being safe with whatever they decide to use as toys.
Thanks for writing!
Too bad this couldn’t have been seen by three mistresses at once, Amber!!!OMG…your caller sounds like a wonderfully kinky guy. That cuke must have felt amazingly good for him to pound that chicken the way he did!Cucumbers are the perfect ass fruit, especially since they come in a variety of sizes. Two of my favorites are very ripe bananas and avocados. Guys seem to like the squishy , warm consistency.
Miss Lena, that call was a blast! I hope he calls again soon….who knows what he’ll bring from the grocery store! =)
Hot post, Ms. Amber!
Isn’t it exciting when they reveal a carefully selected piece of food? As soon as I see their toy du jour, my mind runs wild with possibilities. It sounds like your food slut has quite the appetite—in more ways than one! I would have loved watching this with you (and judging from the comments, Ms. Alexis and Ms. Lena too)!
What I wouldn’t have given for him to let all of us watch! What a show that would have been…..