Everything is bigger in Texas? Not true. Mr. J. told me he was 5.5 inches, but there was a quiver in his voice. Then he said he slept with a woman recently and she got on top but he still kept slipping out.  And he blew his load out of the hole because he couldn’t stay in. Yeesh. That’s embarrassing. Sounds like a pindick to me!

Pindick Or….?

But how did his little dick do that? Her weight on him should have ensured that he stayed in. I mean, gravity! I don’t make the rules, of course. So it was pretty clear to me that it was time for me to ask a few more questions. It didn’t take long. Turns out his penis is actually 4 inches. Ha! He’s a pindick! Everything bigger in Texas, my ass!

Listen, Mr. J. I loved your accent. Seriously, accents make my clothes fall off. And you’re probably pretty good looking, too. That’s how you got in bed with Little-Miss-About-To-Be-Disappointed. But if you were my boyfriend, chastity and cuckolding would rule your days and nights. You’d pay for all of my dates, and sit and watch like a good bitch as a real man fucks me. What else is a pindick for? I guess I could be super mean and make you sit on the sofa while I had fun in the bedroom, but I’m not completely rude. A guy like you will want to know that his woman is being taken care of. So of course I’d let you watch!

I sure hope that you find the right kind of woman in Texas, Mr. J. She can think you’re cute and get spoiled from your old fashioned attitude, but take the lead and get cock elsewhere. You’re a smooth talking pindick, but you’d make a great cuck!