Mr. Everything But A Penis called me the other today. He sounded cute, but smart women know that’s only one box checked. Employed? Check. Has his own place and not living in Grandma’s basement? Check! A guy that seems sweet, smart and would probably treat you like a Queen? Check, check and check! Oh, but there’s one more category, and this is a deal breaker. Does he have a meaty cock in between his legs to stuff me right and make me moan? Hello! I just called him Mr. Everything But A Penis! Sadly, Mr. Everything But falls painfully short in the one area that women just can’t ignore.
No Penis? You’re My Bitch!
This pathetic POS virgin has a sad 2 inch pindick and it doesn’t get hard ever. Ever! It’s broken! He’s in his mid 20’s and should be bagging babes and getting numbers while living the high life of a sex god, but this poor yahoo sits home alone instead and can’t even jerk off properly because his tiny, anti-erection nub is as dead as disco. It’s a sad day when your pee stream is the most exciting thing to happen between your legs!
Oh, the fun I could have showing off a pet like Mr. Everything But! My girlfriends would laugh until themselves silly! Chastity might spring to mind with some Mistresses, but I’d probably just tie a pretty bow with a pink ribbon on that sad little clit instead!
I’d dress him in panties of course, and maybe we’d wear matching and be twinsies, too! I’m sure he’d twitch underneath my ass when I queened his face, and why shouldn’t I? Little loser bitch isn’t doing anything else but sucking air, so I say put him to work pleasuring me! It would probably be total torment to be that close to a hot, pink pussy and never be able to enjoy it like a real man does. There’s really no limit to the shame I could heap onto Mr. Everything But A Penis!
Pull, Pull And Pull Some More!
I told that loser fuck Mr. Everything But exactly when I’d be running this blog and I have no doubt he’s pulling on that little pee pee right now, and will do so again and again as he reads and re-reads this! It boggles the mind that he can’t even reach a satisfying conclusion and will be on the masturbation treadmill not going anywhere instead, but oh well! He’s used to disappointment and the hits are just gonna keep on coming! Good luck watching life pass you by and being alone the rest of your life! Toodles, virgin bitch!
This is who I become as well:( I’ve never had girlfriends as I’m to into dressing up as a girl. I’m about 2-4’ When not dressed up. Dressing up is only way I can get hard with calling all of you listening to audios how all of you turn guys into girls.
I think you need to lock/put him in panties/bra all the time.
Panties and bra is a good idea. And some breast forms to fill out the top so he’s not sorely lacking like he is in the other direction! LOL
What size breast forms are you going to put him in? Love your going to turn him into your cream puff girl!!!
I’m sure we can come up with a slutty size that’s perfect for him!
What a shame Ms. Amber.. Even though I was blessed with more than mister, I’ve recently been placed in chastity and panties. I’m afraid my pride and joy is being shrinked and being trained to be limp.
Chastity and panties? I bet you’re adorable!
That’s some hard humiliation there, Mistress. You could also take his mind off his lack of inches by getting him to think of his asshole as his main sexual organ. Have You mentioned to him how much he might enjoy submitting to cock, or to strapon? Then he might not need to be alone 😉
This bitch gets off on humiliation, Tea Bag! I wrote this just for him and not to be a problem solver, but a sting deliverer! He loved it, I’m sure! ????
Tyeah! That is totally the deal breaker…no dick! It happened to me a few times where the hands and feet were large, nose large, big bones and all then BOOM!
No dick, a little stubbie and what do you say….
When everything else is large and there’s no dick? That’s false advertising if you ask me!
Sounds like me.
So this whole post was totally speaking to you, huh?!
Ms. Amber,
Well, it looks like Mr. Everything But did at least have some qualities that could put him to use. At least hes able to be humiliated by you and serve you in ways I’m sure his kinky heart desires. Imagine if he wasn’t cute, didn’t have a job, lived in the basement, was dumb as a rock and treated women (who are obviously superior)poorly? He’d simply be ignored.
Ms. Delia
So true!
You know what they say about guys with big feet?
They swim faster!
Ms. Delia
Well, that almost made soda shoot out my nose! LOL