If you have called me, you may have noticed that I like butts. Not only that, but I’m big into buttplay in sessions. Am I just a weirdo?
Well, yes. But for good reason.

Buttplay Is Fun Play

Maybe you’re one of those ‘It’s an exit, not an entrance’ kinda people. I get it. There are some people wo have never been on a ferris wheel, and other people who have never been on television. It’s a rush, let me tell you. I have done both of those things, so I know. But how would you know it was a rush if you had never tried it? It’s the same with your butt. Anal is fun!

Butt, Amber! It’s Dirty!

Yes, butts are dirty. Your keyboard at your desk is filthy, but I bet you’ve eaten lunch there! Public bathrooms, shared doorknobs in a busy office, how about the public computers at the library? My point is, most things are dirty. Sex is dirty, but you think nothing of sharing spit or licking asses or swallowing semen. That’s not clean….and it’s with another person. Will you shoot down solo fun with your own body? You can’t get more private than your own butt!

Why I Encourage Dirty Play

When I encourage buttplay, it’s honestly because for some of you, it’s waaaay out of your comfort zone. For the rest of you, you’ve been stretching that pleasure hole for a while now, and it’s hot to share it with me. But I also like when we play with your butt because it’s ‘zeroes in’ your focus to what we’re doing. You get submissive, it enhances your pleasure, it puts you on the fast track to subspace and you CUM HARDER. Hello, I want you to cum so hard you forget your damn social security number. I want you to start babbling incoherently and have to scrape cum off the ceiling after our call. I’m all about your pleasure. By the way, buttplay makes men vocal and holy fuck, is that hot to me!

So if you’re looking for fun, you already know to call me. But when you do, don’t be weirded out if I steer you down to the dirty south.
You’re going to love where I take you!