This blog is about butts, however lots of you are making a face right now. The idea of playing with your butt seems dirty, naughty, taboo, etc.  Some people will squawk about it being an ‘exit’ and not an ‘entrance’, but hey. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life! Buttplay is a hot way to explore your body and discover what just might just be your new obsession. That’s right. You might love it. Does that seem shocking? It shouldn’t. Not only does it feel hella good, the sheer sexual rush of what you’re doing is wickedsexy.

Amber (35)

Why Buttplay? (Why Not!?)

Buttplay is fun. It’s exciting, dirty fun that you can do anywhere. Getting freaky with a partner? Bored while watching tv? Need to wind down after a long day? Too drunk to get an erection? Buttplay is the answer to all of these questions. And wouldn’t you know that this blog is also about the Anal Stretch Challenge that I’m reissuing to all of you? That’s right. I’m all about peer pressure.
You don’t need fancy toys, either. Creativity is a plus!
When it comes to buttplay, it’s all about the 3 S Action Plan.

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Show Me: Don’t just tell me what you’re doing…..prove that it happened and the feeling of being a naughty slut will only add to the experience! After Dispatch patches you through, ask me to turn on Skype. It’s that easy! Cam strokers have more fun, anyway!

Shock Me: Have a favorite toy? That’s good, sure. But I’m looking for filthy, creative sluts that want to show me something new. Regular toys are kinda ho-hum. You don’t think I’ve seen that before? Dazzle me!

Sit Back And Watch Me Tell On You: This very blog is my platform for outing you on an anonymous level. I write about my butt sluts, but I do not use names. But you will know it’s you…..and the personal embarrassment will be SO hot! (You’re welcome!)

Rules Of The Anal Stretch Challenge

Some of the best toys are from around the house. But you need to follow the rules for the Anal Stretch Challenge:

  1. Toy must be clean
  2. Toy must be smooth and unbroken
  3. Toy must not have any sharp edges

Examples? Past sluts have used candles, flashlights, bananas, cucumbers, hairbrushes, the necks of beer bottles….hell, one of my anal whores even passed on a sexy buttplay idea to all of you, and I personally challenge you to do it! Go for a safe stretch that challenges you, use condoms on produce, always play safe, listen to your body and do all you can to avoid injury.
If you can handle that, you’re ready to play!

Let’s go!