Men have no shame and I love it. Wife/girlfriend asleep in bed, house quiet and then there’s hubby…..sneaking and tiptoeing, arranging a little session so he can be jerkin’ it and I can watch! I’ve seen it all, guys….dark garages, little half bathrooms, the den that you call your office (dirty porn view room, you mean) and even a back porch or two! Anywhere that you can get reception will do, and bonus if you let me watch. I’ve seen you trip over the family pet, drop your drink and cigarette and one poor, naked fella stumbled on a shoe on the floor and ran right into a sliding glass window while holding his laptop. Crash boom bang and then I lost him on Skype. Oh, I died laughing on that one!

Jerkin’ It? Take A Chance….
What I wouldn’t give for that woman you’re hiding from to need a drink of water, investigate the one light on in the house and follow the sound of your voice. I don’t need to see her face when she finds you jerkin’….I want to see yours! I’ve had guys be interrupted before but never how I want. Will it be you? Will you be the one so fucking horny that you’re lost in the moment and then you don’t hear her footsteps or calling out? I might get you so deep in pleasure that you only hear me. Chances are, no one will ever walk in on you and you’ll get your earth shattering orgasm. Or….that woman of yours will see what kind of pump junkie pervert you really are. The thrill of being watched and listened to, the danger of the drama you’ll get if you’re discovered. Hmmmm….care to risk it?


Mistress Amber…great post!!! This is something I have thought about doing……sneaking away to quiet place in the house, calling one of my favorite mistresses and getting my jerk on…the added excitement (or danger) of possibly getting caught is enticing. But this is not something I have done yet. Not sure I ever will …probably because I like to enjoy my calls unencumbered with all the things that come along with having someone in the house…things like having to whisper and be quiet …this is especially har dot do when you are pleading and begging with mistress. I think I will stick to doing my calls when the house is empty so that I can be free to do and say what ever she wants me to do 🙂 But it does sound exciting!!!!
Thank you!
Hehe…I once had a guy interrupted but he never lost a beat. He had earbuds in to hear me, minimized the cam on his screen and shifted the laptop to cover his erection. I even saw her manicured hand stroke his hair before she left the room. Smooth operator, that one!
For sure!