It’s late and you’ve been beating that meat for awhile now. That cock of yours needs a little more than your imagination, doesn’t it? You need a woman’s voice, a fresh fantasy and something different than your standard jerkoff rub-n-tug. That old standby is great in a pinch, but when you’ve enlisted the help of a Mistress with creative masturbation on the brain, you’re in for a treat. And this isn’t my first rodeo, far from it. I know all kinds of ways we can play!
Jerkoff Ideas For Perverts
You don’t need bona fide sex toys to have fun! Push your little dick into a beer bottle. Hump a pillow. Slide that man-meat of yours into a delicious cake. Go ahead, jerkoff like the slut you are. But don’t ignore that other pleasure zone. Hairbrush handles, beer bottles, cucumbers….anything can be used if it’s clean, smooth and unbroken. There’s no limit to what you can use, just be safe and smart. Call me up, let me listen, let me watch!
You may think you’re the pervert, but believe me when I say my filthy mind is darker than you realize!
Isn’t it time you see just how deep that rabbit hole goes?
If you feminizing me involves this this I’m in!!! I have lube/hitachi magic wand/flesh jack being dressed up in wig/bra/slip/lipstick smelling pretty. I’ve accepted who I am and become which is being the cream puff girl that I am and there’s no point in fight or resisting this.
Exactly, Petey!
Ms. Amber I love the picture you have on your blog!! I seriously think they should make that a bumper sticker for Fem Doms so the naughty wanker spankers know where to find Us. It is amazing how common house hold items can be used to guide and keep a jerk off junkie in his place, I’m sure you do well leading your bitches around by their two incher, great post!!!
Thanks so much, Miss Jenna!
Uh oh! Don’t start talking about rabbit holes when thinking about places these strokers can stick their dicks! They’ll be out in the yard looking for a hole to hump for sure, wondering how much lube they can squirt down the hole before the rabbit comes out to protest. On second thought, let’s all hope one of these depraved jerkers actually does stick his dick in a hole in the ground and comes back to tell you all about it. I want to hear THAT story! 😉
I just don’t know what I would do if I was driving down the road and I saw someone fucking a hole in their front yard. I’d die laughing!
So right Ms Amber! I really do need to know how deep I’d go down the rabbit hole.. I’ve given up masturbating on my own. It’s just not the same without a Mistress’s directions and creativity. It’s a craving now.
Well, you’ve got all kinds of bad influences available, you know….lol