I know you’ve got barely a handful, sweetheart. Your little cock disappears into that palm of yours, and you’ll admit it sheepishly. The sound I hear on my end is not of a man stroking a rod of meat…..I wish! That’s a sexy sound, and let’s just say that women respond to that. No, your meat beating sound is like you’re scratching an itch with a sad, lone finger. It’s more ‘chirp’ than ‘roar’, and while it’s not your fault, why should I not at least be entertained? I’m a very visual person, and you’re being a little stingy with that comedy show! That pindick is ready for the big time, and it just so happens that I’m a pindick professional. I know just how to handle you!

Real Talk, Pindick!

If you were truly that shy, you never would have called and told me how lacking you are as a man. But it thrills you that I know. So now it’s time for a juicy, new thrill. It’s time to play with that pindick for me, live! Learn about adding me on Skype (a free download, by the way!), and let’s get crackin’! I am ready to give you the humiliation that you’re craving, and be entertained in the process! Lucky for both of us, any phone call session can become a live pindick show!