So many cocks, so little time. That’s how some of you think, isn’t it? But it’s only because you’re past the fantasy life. No more daydreaming or dick-hoping for you! You’ve met your alter ego, and have let him have a little fun. (By the way, he’s a slut!) And now it’s official. You’re addicted to dick and I’m not talking to those porn pervs that sit at home and can’t stop beating their meat. Oh, I love you dirty mofos, don’t think I don’t. But this is for those that have tasted real man and now you can’t go back.

Need It Now!

I know what it’s like to need something and to have it consume you. Sucking dick is a special kind of addiction. It’s not expensive like gambling or drinking, because you can do it without a dime in your pocket. It doesn’t fatten you up like food, but it will make you drunk in a different way. It’s actually called subspace and you can go there whenever you want. Need a little help? Looking for a nudge? Those addicted to dick need a bad influence to have even more fun. That’s where I come in…. and the party never has to end!