Of course cock size matters! How far do you think witty conversation will get you? Now, hooking the girl is easy as long as you’re not too arrogant and you don’t look like a bag of dicks. But once you get her home, what now? A little action with your big balls and stubby nub? That poky tip that pops out of your nether regions? You might display all kinds of confidence, but ‘the little dicklet that could’ just can’t. So chug-a chug-a that little chicharrón right back to the station, Chief. That’s what a Mistress would say.

Regular Girls And Your Cock Size

But what about a regular girl? You know…the ones that aren’t even in the same realm as Mistresses? Well, we already know what happens when a regular girl finds a guy with a great cock. That’s easy! Fairytale ending. But when you’ve got a sad, little cock? A regular girl might feel sorry for you and try to have sex with you (which will result in utter failure 100/100 times), or she’ll leave on the spot. On occasion, a regular girl will stay with you awhile. If you make good money, they might even marry you for stability and to get their bills paid. Of course, their heads are turning every time they see a real man and it’s only a matter of time before they cuckold you.

Mistresses wouldn’t dream of even attempting intercourse. Not with you, stubby! We’ve got real men for that. You have worth, of course….. just not in the way you were hoping. You still have every opportunity to serve us, though……and we put you to work right from the start. We love to be spoiled and making you lick our pretty pink assholes and we sure don’t mind cleaning out your wallet to go buy shoes. And we’ll still use your services when we want to go downtown for dinner, drinks and dancing with our girl squad but we need a driver. You can sit out in the parking lot and take a little nap waiting for our text saying we’re ready to head home. Pack a sandwich, bitch!

All of you have a purpose. But how you’re utilized all depends on what kind of cock you have and what kind of woman finds you. A regular woman…..or a woman like me.