We all know that masturbation is fun and even good for you, and every Mistress around here will tell you that putting us in charge of your stroke sesh can really add some variety and shake things up. But I want more than control of that throb. I know that kink plays a huge role, too…..and how you jerk off is just as interesting to me.
I’m not talking about being in basements, computer chairs or your offices. I know this, I’ve seen this. Yawn!
Sometimes, I come across kinky information (or even get to watch!), and I am not weirded out. It takes alot to shock me! Rather, I am fascinated about what I find and hear. Really!
Cocks and kink in the news
Last year in England, there was a man in the news that was caught having sex with a mailbox. Not necessarily a place that most men would whip it out, but it was no accident. Neither was the case of the Ohio man that had sex with a picnic table, inserting himself into the hole that was meant for an umbrella pole. And how many of you caught that show on tv (as I did) with the man that was 100% unapologetic about his sexual relationship with his car?
Actually, there must be something about cars. I watched a super hot vid once of a woman who fucked a gear shift, and I still can’t believe how much I enjoyed it!
However, one of the most fun calls I’ve ever had here at LDW was when a man called me from his hotel room, we got on Skype and he used a rotisserie chicken to masturbate. The kink and the taboo of it all really turned him on. Being watched, using chicken grease as lube….it just worked for him. I even wrote about my naughty chicken call in a post called ‘Call Confessions- Sexy Food Fun’, and you can follow that link if you missed it the first time!
Where do you rock your cock? Share your masturbation kink with me!
Do you have a special place you masturbate? Maybe an object that really gets you off? I want to know….and if you can handle yet another level of fun, let me watch on cam in what just might be the hottest CFNM session of your life!
Oh Ms. Amber, this makes me feel like confessing!
I will admit to reading and watching port (oh you have to share the gearshift vid link with me, LOL) while playing with my Lelo Ora 2. I just love masturbation! I hope lots let you watch on camera this year. CFNM fun is SO hot! Great Post!!
Delia
Thanks, Miss Delia! I sure hope 2016 gives tons of opportunities for us to play together!
I get off hardest when I lock myself in the bathroom with my two HUGE suction cup dildos. I love to be an femme with my bra, panties and heels while bobbing up and down on both cocks at once, one in my mouth and one in my sissy pussy, imagining being used for mens’ pleasure while a room full of women watch and tell me what a sweet little girly faggot I am! Nothing like it.
That’s so hot, Sissy Jessica! What a naughty visual you have given all of us…..and once my sexy readers have pulled themselves together after reading your kink, I hope they share their kink with us, too!
I don’t have a favorite spot or item….I have jerked off with more things and in more places than I can possibly list here. I have used chicken breast, rump roast, brisket, oily noodles, shop vacs , plunger handles, cantelope, banana peels, pizza, lunch meat , broom stick handles….etc etc…..I have done calls naked on the hood of my car on a dark road…..naked in front of my hotel window in Times Square….driving down I 95 going 80 miles an hour….on cam….sometimes with 2 cams set up so the mistress can see everything going on. I guess the one constant is my fetish to hand my cock over to the mistress and have her control how I stroke it and what I have to do when I stroke it.
I love your imagination and I can picture those visuals! (And you’re going to have zero problem catching me on a day where I don’t want to dominate!)
Miss Amber, good to know that you always want to dominate. After reading my comment I think I misspoke as it was not accurate for me to say I don’t have a favorite spot or item. As I think about it my favorite spot and favorite item go hand in hand. That is to say, my favorite item is the webcam and my favorite spot is in front of it as I am being watched by mistress (or mistresses). I love the vulnerability of knowing they can see me…….which means when we do talk you won’t have to picture/imagine the visuals, you will have a front row seat and get to see them first hand 🙂 I should also add, that because of this I find I go through phases on what I am into. At first it was just guided masturbation. Then it was guided masturbation with anal play, then it was guided masturbation with assuming the position, etc etc etc. The common element was that once the mistress got my cock to the point that it was hard and throbbing…a switch in me happens that I want to be even more vulnerable, more naughty, more kinky, more dirty. Seems that a hard cock is not match for sensual coercion and is turned on even more by the idea of doing things that we would not normally do when it is not hard. I find right now that when my dick is hard I really enjoy bi-curious type fantasies and being coerced into sucking on my didlo for my mistress as we pretend that it’s a hot shemale with a great set of tits and an even nicer cock. We look at pics together, she teases me about them and makes me admit things, she makes me show her what I would do to her cock, etc etc etc. Yes, kink and phonesex calls truly can be great and the fantasies that can be played out are so much fun!!!!!!
I think we all go through phases about what we like and what gets us off. I happen to love to look at naughty pics, watch filthy vids and go with the flow. Looking forward to talking to you soon, Plunger Boy!