Do you have a little dick? Chances are, you’re fairly good looking. You might even be hot with a nice car and home and maybe you’re even pretty smart. How does it feel to know that all of those qualities fade into the background when a woman gets a glimpse of your dick? Frustrating to have money and ability to upgrade everything in life but not what’s between your legs, isn’t it? You can buy more education, get the newest phone, move into a better neighborhood and even drive a nicer car. But that cock of yours….it’s a constant reminder of how unfair it all is. (Bitch Frank is one sad example, but so many of you are!)

A Little Dick, And I Didn’t Even Laugh

Not too long ago, (before coronavirus basically cancelled Vegas), I was out with my friends Krista and Mia and a table near us was rowdy and rude. There was one guy that wasn’t as exasperating as the others. He was cute and not making as much noise as his pals. I remember thinking ‘what the hell is he doing with these losers?!’ So I bought him a drink to have the waitress send over. Soon, we were talking at the same table. (He came to mine. I wasn’t about to sit with his jackass friends.) He and I totally hit it off.

He was funny and I was pretty into him. We came back to my place and started in the living room, but by the time we got to my bedroom, his pants came off and it was immediately awkward. He was maybe four inches hard and I was so let down. If it would have been a different kind of night, I might have laughed. But I was actually disappointed! However, I still liked him! So I let him go down on me and then he jerked off. He left and we’ve texted since, but not much.

YES I KNOW that I am notorious for being an absolute bitch at little dicks and erotic humiliation is usually my preferred language. But I’ll have you know that I’m not always Mistress Amber, sometimes I’m just Amber the girl who would like to meet a nice guy. Now, some of you reading this might crave my laughter. In that case, you’ll get it. Bring those little dicks to me and damn, you’ll need medicine for how I hurt you.
But if you’re like my one-nighter mentioned above and you just want to jerk it while a woman watches, hell, I’m your girl. What’ll it be?