You say you have a small penis. In your emails and on the phone, that’s what you say. But how small is small? I wonder what kinds of things correspond with the size you’re talking about?

 

 

Small Penis Comparisons

Is your small penis like a toy car? If you popped open a tin of Vienna sausages and compared, what would we find? Is that small penis like a matchstick or a little carrot? I want to know!

Maybe it’s not as small as ‘small’ might suggest? Would it be like one of those half pencils in the box of Yahtzee? Maybe it’s like one of those mini cucumbers. If you can’t show me, you better know the exact item that corresponds to the size. Because Mistresses wonder!

 

Writing Checks That Your Ass Can’t Cash

I’ve had someone say they have a small penis and it’s almost seven inches. That’s basically fuckable, so don’t be spinning tall small tales about a size you don’t have. Everyone seems to have a different idea of what ‘small’ is. So before your mouth starts writing checks that your ass can’t cash, why don’t you turn on that Skype and show me once and for all?