May is a very special month for filthy masturbation strokers like you! Actually, there’s really no month quite like this one and the Mistresses are extra excited. Obviously, we always want to have the most fun ever! But because we adore masturbation around here, we’ve devoted the entire month of May to it. That’s fun for us and huge for you!
Masturbation May has us all buzzing, and it’s because of all the hot time we get to spend with you! I’m talking about hot and sexy discounts that are going to keep you panting for more!
Masturbation Is Your Favorite Thing, Just Admit It!
Obviously, the ‘M word’ is the foundation of most of the red-hot and heavy stuff in-session with the ladies here, and something you do constantly. That’s no secret. Most of you are absolutely addicted to masturbation! But if we’re having a celebration revolving around that very thing, why not join in and stay awhile? Everyone loves a party!
You’ll want to keep reading to hear about our sexy May promos! (Spoiler alert: you’re gonna get hard just finding out about these sexy offers! But don’t worry, I make it crystal clear what you can do with that rock hard cock I’m about to give you!)
Cock Control? You Know You Want It!
This May, our featured Site Of The Month is www.cockcontrol.com and isn’t that so fitting? You provide the cock and it falls into our control. Simple as that. Allowing a woman like me to be in charge of your most prized possession is a different kind of fun, and I personally specialize in a little teasing with a sexy payoff. What can I say? I’ve got a knack! And make no mistake….I’m talking about the kind of domination you’ll remember long after the call is over!
Multiple Mistress Calls For Fun And Pleasure
By the way, did you happen to catch that Multiple Mistress promo a few months back? For those that indulged….I have no doubt you’ve got fond memories! The ladies here know how to mix sugar and spice for a tantalizing session. We work well together, and you’re the one that reaps the rewards!
But if you missed that last discount, we’re doing it again! Add more than one of us to your session and save a little cash for multiplying your fun! Two, three, more of us? Can you handle the heat? Don’t miss it this time!
And For You Early Bird Masturbation Fiends….
Ok, now let’s get right down to it. We know just how many of you need to nut before work or right before you drift off to sleep in the early morning hours! Don’t forget those late nights after wifey is bed! Early masturbation can get your day off right or send you right to Slumbertown, so don’t think we left you out!
Bring me that hot cock early and get some action pronto! I have a feeling I’ll find a few of your masturbation triggers to really get that cock pulsing!
You and your cock are going to have alot of fun this month, and we’re here for it! Can you really sleep on these hot deals? Can you really stand to miss out? I don’t think so!
Masturbation May is the kind of filth that you need in your life, so let yourself have it. It’s time that I add you to my ever-growing list of men that have found out exactly why I’ve been here for 9 years and counting. Check out my reviews and all the buzz on me here! I love leaving my callers with their minds blown and ready to plan their next session!
Let’s get you unzipped and throbbing, shall we?
