When it comes to pleasuring yourself, nothing could be more natural. We were designed for pleasure in mind! And even though masturbation can be intimate and tender, it’s often just filthy and self-seeking and there’s not a damn thing wrong with that! Now, when it comes to humping, you can hump your hand, you can hump a slipper. Hell, any inanimate object can be yours. The arm of the couch, a soft cashmere sweater, anything you can think of! I know just reading that gets some of you going, and it’s meant to. I want to blow the lid off any limits you have. Throw it away!
Time To Hump It Up
I once had a caller put a bra on a pillow and then hump the hell out of it. OMG I died laughing. I made him call out the name of his ex-girlfriend and he really worked himself into a sweat and brought out the dramatics. (I think he forgot I was even there!) In the end, he super-jizzed, that pillow was fit for the dumpster and I was anything but scarred for life. Are you kidding? It only made me think of other hump-able objects. For you and not for me, obviously!
So go ahead, get creative with your masturbation. Opening your mind means that when ‘horny’ hits, you’ve got new hump-ariffic locations and textures available to you. And you know I’m always ready to watch. Get down and dirty in a creative way and you might end up here, in a blog! (Name changed, of course!)
Ms Amber as always your blog hits on something that is so erotic for me.. When I’ve been allowed to hump the arm of my chair on Skype for a Mistress, the thought always runs thru my mind “why the fuck am I doing this?”. Well, because I know how silly I look humping furniture in my panties..
But being watched also gets you off lol
Yes Ms Amber, admittely giving up control and being exposed as a horny humper makes me quite the entertainer..
Oh, I KNOW that’s true! And I don’t know what we would do without that kind of entertainment!
For me it’s wearing my bra/d cup breast forms/panties/lipstick/perfume/wig/
Heels/slip using lube/hitachi magic wand then flesh jack listening to audios of you and the mistresses feminizing/turning and keeping me as your cream puff girl.
Ooooh, toys! Good stuff, and I can imagine you doing it!
There R a lot of pillow humpers.. in the world i used 2 B one .Seen video of women humping pillows.I humped a pillow named Cheryl 4 at least 5 years the real Cheryl never gave me any pussy only constant rejection. Now i wear panty hose & pinch & pull my nipples like you do Amber
I really like to!
Love the slipper masturbation assignment. That’s so creative. THIS is one of the reasons why anyone needs masturbation help — guy think they know everything about their dick, after all they have been with that cock for years. BUT it gets boring — doing the same thing all the time. Time to be creative 🙂
Exactly! That’s what keeps it fun!
Ooouuu that pulling nipples drives me crazy at times .I walk around house in high heels and panties pinching and pulling on my nipples listening to Toni Braxton CD s