When it comes to pleasuring yourself, nothing could be more natural. We were designed for pleasure in mind! And even though masturbation can be intimate and tender, it’s often just filthy and self-seeking and there’s not a damn thing wrong with that! Now, when it comes to humping, you can hump your hand, you can hump a slipper. Hell, any inanimate object can be yours. The arm of the couch, a soft cashmere sweater, anything you can think of! I know just reading that gets some of you going, and it’s meant to. I want to blow the lid off any limits you have. Throw it away!

Time To Hump It Up

I once had a caller put a bra on a pillow and then hump the hell out of it. OMG I died laughing. I made him call out the name of his ex-girlfriend and he really worked himself into a sweat and brought out the dramatics. (I think he forgot I was even there!) In the end, he super-jizzed, that pillow was fit for the dumpster and I was anything but scarred for life. Are you kidding? It only made me think of other hump-able objects. For you and not for me, obviously!

So go ahead, get creative with your masturbation. Opening your mind means that when ‘horny’ hits, you’ve got new hump-ariffic locations and textures available to you. And you know I’m always ready to watch. Get down and dirty in a creative way and you might end up here, in a blog! (Name changed, of course!)