Sometimes I get to talk to someone that makes me really remember just why I love domination. Mr. Everything But A Penis is such a someone. Oh, the things I could do if I could get my hands on him! It is both a blessing and curse that he is not in my service, although I have no doubt that he’d consider it an honor. And of course it would be! Like I’ve mentioned before, what a sweet guy, but no way he’d ever get the girl. Well, not in the way he’d expect!

Of course, I say this to you lovingly. Of course.

Does A Big Penis Always ‘Get The Girl’?

He might ‘get the girl’ another way, though. Having a big penis gets her in bed, but Mr. E.B.A.P. could make a girl like me very happy. As live entertainment, he’d be a stellar submissive. Maybe I’d put a little bell on his penis show my friends. We’d laugh and train him to do whatever I was in the mood for. Not really seeing him as a sissy taking handbags at the door and serving coffee…..I can find someone else to do that. Oh, no. I’d shake a bell and Mr. E.B.A.P. would snap to attention. Maybe it would be the pussy sniffing panty game that I’ve hosted before, or a little strap-on play with this legs in the air!

Mr. E.B.A.P. would do anything just to be near me, I have no doubt!