Sometimes I get to talk to someone that makes me really remember just why I love domination. Mr. Everything But A Penis is such a someone. Oh, the things I could do if I could get my hands on him! It is both a blessing and curse that he is not in my service, although I have no doubt that he’d consider it an honor. And of course it would be! Like I’ve mentioned before, what a sweet guy, but no way he’d ever get the girl. Well, not in the way he’d expect!

Of course, I say this to you lovingly. Of course.
Does A Big Penis Always ‘Get The Girl’?
He might ‘get the girl’ another way, though. Having a big penis gets her in bed, but Mr. E.B.A.P. could make a girl like me very happy. As live entertainment, he’d be a stellar submissive. Maybe I’d put a little bell on his penis show my friends. We’d laugh and train him to do whatever I was in the mood for. Not really seeing him as a sissy taking handbags at the door and serving coffee…..I can find someone else to do that. Oh, no. I’d shake a bell and Mr. E.B.A.P. would snap to attention. Maybe it would be the pussy sniffing panty game that I’ve hosted before, or a little strap-on play with this legs in the air!
Mr. E.B.A.P. would do anything just to be near me, I have no doubt!


Mr. E.B.A.P. can be very useful Ms. Amber. Since it is getting warmer, he can mow the lawn wearing a pair of shorts and a little sock puppet on his weenie for everyone to see. Let him clean the pool with a Speedo on. It must show the outline of his non-existent dick! The big penis does get to fuck the girl ,but Mr. E.B.A.P does get to stick around so much longer.
The sock puppet idea cracks me up!
Ms Amber,
I’m pretty sure I qualify as Mr E.B.A.P. Without giving you a full resume, my cock is 5.5 inches. ????. I’d love to have you attach your bell to my little punch line and have one of your parties. The strap on party sounds amazing! Everyone in attendance gets a turn with my gay ass! I’m in!
Oh, so much fun to even think about that!
Mistress Amber,
I smiled from beginning to end of this hot post! Teasing a Mr E.B.A.P. is definitely a good time!
I agree males with suitable appendages are great guests to our bedroom romps but a tiny dick there’s more fun to be had.
Even he can please women like us, just not in the traditional “big cock way”. Watching him blush and squirm as we tease him about his tiny tremble, teasing with the scent of panties, of what his peckette won’t ever feel wrapped around it.
Then, his eyes widen in trepidation and arousal as that girl cock bounces between those sexy legs!
Love this post! See you around the Empire, sexy!
Thanks, Beautiful!
Yes MISTRESS thankyou sincerly yours beta bottom bitch tedi
You are so very welcome, little beta bitch!
Yes MISTRESS, my head feminzation MISTRESS ERIKA says i do not have a penis sincerly yours beta bottom bitch tedi
Hahaha she’s exactly right!