I’m no stranger to pindick callers. After all, there’s so many of them. And then there’s the whole humiliation aspect that gets them off, so hey, I get it. But this situation was different, and I like different. ‘Different’ dazzles me. ‘Different’ gets a blog.

Hey, pindick. You’re better than porn!

So, I was expecting him to finger-stroke his pindick nub, because the nub is the hub, but wouldn’t you know? His nipples were the key to everything. And no nipple toys, either….just some soap. Soap! Soaping his nipples was the only way to get that little peen hard. There he was, all sudsy and rubbin’ his nipples like a madman. In between my giggles (as I watched though my fingers), he let me know that he would be humping his pillow and shooting his load all over. Well, alrighty then. Front row seat, just like I like it.

I gotta tell ya. I watch some wild porn, but this nipple soaping, humping CFNM performance was a nice change. It actually cleansed my porn palate, if I’m being honest. We all need to shake things up sometimes, and thanks to Mr. Bubble Nipples from Anytown USA, I got one helluva show. Comedy gold.