Are You A Pee-Pee Puller?
He was a whiny, sniveling little pee-pee puller and he just couldn’t stop! And his name wasn’t important because it could have been any of you! His life consisted of one masturbation twinge or opportunity after another, and I know that alot of you can...It’s Time You Faced Your Small Cock Truth!
I recently took a call from a man deep in denial, but that’s nothing new. I get denial about wanting to suck cock and denial that your wife is messing around. But this was right up there and definitely on the common list: denial about a small cock. My caller was...Call Confessions: Cock Fluffing Backyard Bitch
Sixty year old Larry married his twenty-five year old hotwife two years ago, but she wasn’t a hotwife then. She was a sexy dancer in a seedy club and he was smitten. His (almost-microscopic) dick was the size of his pinky, but she said it didn’t matter. He...You’re A Cum Rag!
Often in calls (and sometimes in blogs), I’ll refer to some of you as a cum rag. I’m sure you know what a cum rag is for the most part, but do you know why I call you one? Well, to get to the root of that, let’s imagine a woman that just got stuffed...Your Little Pindick Is Like An Appendix…..
Did you know that your pindick is like an appendix? No, this isn’t the start of a joke, unless we’re talking about the sad, undersexed nub in between your legs. Because that pathetic excuse of a penis is a joke in itself. No, your little cock is like an...
