I have definitely written about good lookin’ guys with the smallest dicks ever. There are tons of you! Fully clothed? I can tell that you’re fine as hell. Those sexy faces and sweet personalities that make women swoon…….you seem pretty damn perfect. That is, until you take your pants off and the ladies die laughing! What a crap hand Life has dealt some of you cuties. It must be difficult to look like you have everything going for you except for one small detail. And for many of you, ‘small’ would be a compliment. Your ‘all-head and zero shaft’ stubby nubs quickly deflate any hopes a woman could ever have of getting off. But it works the other way, too. I actually think that’s more unfair. That’s Don.
Stroker Slut Hides A Big Secret
Don told me he wanted to humiliate himself on cam like he had to a handful of Mistresses before. The minute I saw him, I stifled a giggle. Probably a super nice guy, but it was clear the man had no game. For one thing, he looked like one of those socially stunted weirdos that sits among stacks of empty pizza boxes, watches porn all day and has jerked off 11 times before dinner! It can get lonely being a guy like Don, a guy that reminded me of that one guy in that one office movie that’s always looking for his stapler.
But then he shifted the cam downward and I literally gasped. The cock on this loner pervert! He was definitely bringing something to the table and pleasing his Mistress. Now, there’s no way in creation that I’d ever touch Don with a stick. But now it was almost sad that no one (and I mean no one) was ever going to give him a chance. There was a real, fuckably decent cock in-between his legs! I think maybe that’s harder than being cute with no dick. At least those guys get flirted with, kissed…..they actually go on dates. Of course, they fail the girl later….but they can usually get to second base first! Poor, lonely dumpster fires like Don might actually make a pussy squirt but no one will ever know.
Kind of a shame that no local girls will offer a pity fuck. I almost felt bad for Don. Almost.
So I made him cum on his face. Hey, you know what this is, and don’t you pretend you don’t!
* Call Confessions is not a surprise blog, and featured callers have been notified. Any names I use are changed to protect the not so innocent. *
Gosh this is humiliating but it made my dick as hard as Chinese arithmetic. How embarrassing for Don and well, me for getting aroused about it I guess.
Hahahahahaha! As ‘hard as Chinese arithmetic’! I love it!
Man, this is a total thing! I can usually tell, because guys with little dicks have zero swagger. They just aren’t confident at all, usually. Now, that’s not to say that there aren’t exceptions to this, to be fair! Some guys fly under the radar and I have to tip my hat to them, little dicks and all!
Exactly, Miss Courtney!
Ms Amber, that anchor plug is quite the contraption. I too am always on the lookout for new and exciting toys to bring to the party. What’s great about the anchor plug is that it’s the gift that really does keep on giving.
Exactly, Miss Cindy!