I am not a size queen and never have been, but a tiny penis is something I cannot accept. If you’re not bringing a beefy 7.5″ or an average 8-incher to the party, you might as well stay home. Yes, kindness and humor is important in a man and sex isn’t everything….but don’t be thinking I’m not going to notice that sad five inch cock. I can only laugh at your jokes so much until I make you cry with the truth.
And the truth is, if you’re a small cock loser, it’s gonna be a rough road, bub.

Tiny Penis? This Is For You.

My ex was huge. Huge everywhere. Size 14 shoe, and the rest was just as hefty. His cock was a bit over 10″ and I loved to suck it, but couldn’t always take it inside me…..which is why our relationship was open. Eventually, I cut him loose.

My current boyfriend Derek is almost 8.5″ and I wouldn’t want it any bigger. If you’re packing something in the ‘Derek neighborhood’, congrats. You have nothing to worry about. Make sure you spend time edging on your own so you don’t cum too fast, but everything else is cake.

Now onto you other poor saps, you kind, smallcocked boys with the golden hearts and the old fashioned manners. Aren’t you precious. You’re going to need to get hella good at going down on women right quick. Like yesterday. And don’t be surprised if your one-and-only starts screwing around on you no matter how much money you make or how proficient you are at oral. That’s because eating her out isn’t everything, no matter how bang-up the job. It’s like a Thanksgiving dinner with a juicy turkey and all the fixins. Your girl is famished but you’re only permitting her mashed potatoes. She can eat them until she’s stuffed, but it doesn’t hit the spot. She needs that meat, and she’ll get it….even if she has to sneak it later. That’s called cuckolding, sweetcheeks. And it might be your new normal.

That’s what the future probably holds for you, unless she hates sex with a passion or is repulssed by your touch. So don’t get all up in your feelings if your gal found someone to do what you can’t. Be thankful that he’s giving her the sex she deserves. What did you expect? You didn’t choose your cock size, but nothing is by accident. If you’ve got a weeny nub, it is what it is. Your job and image might be masculine, but your dick tells the truth. So panties, cuckolding, chastity, humiliation…..take whatever is decided for you.
Your tiny penis is huge drag, and a sexy woman is going to find a party elsewhere.