I am not a size queen and never have been, but a tiny penis is something I cannot accept. If you’re not bringing a beefy 7.5″ or an average 8-incher to the party, you might as well stay home. Yes, kindness and humor is important in a man and sex isn’t everything….but don’t be thinking I’m not going to notice that sad five inch cock. I can only laugh at your jokes so much until I make you cry with the truth.
And the truth is, if you’re a small cock loser, it’s gonna be a rough road, bub.
Tiny Penis? This Is For You.
My ex was huge. Huge everywhere. Size 14 shoe, and the rest was just as hefty. His cock was a bit over 10″ and I loved to suck it, but couldn’t always take it inside me…..which is why our relationship was open. Eventually, I cut him loose.
My current boyfriend Derek is almost 8.5″ and I wouldn’t want it any bigger. If you’re packing something in the ‘Derek neighborhood’, congrats. You have nothing to worry about. Make sure you spend time edging on your own so you don’t cum too fast, but everything else is cake.
Now onto you other poor saps, you kind, smallcocked boys with the golden hearts and the old fashioned manners. Aren’t you precious. You’re going to need to get hella good at going down on women right quick. Like yesterday. And don’t be surprised if your one-and-only starts screwing around on you no matter how much money you make or how proficient you are at oral. That’s because eating her out isn’t everything, no matter how bang-up the job. It’s like a Thanksgiving dinner with a juicy turkey and all the fixins. Your girl is famished but you’re only permitting her mashed potatoes. She can eat them until she’s stuffed, but it doesn’t hit the spot. She needs that meat, and she’ll get it….even if she has to sneak it later. That’s called cuckolding, sweetcheeks. And it might be your new normal.
That’s what the future probably holds for you, unless she hates sex with a passion or is repulssed by your touch. So don’t get all up in your feelings if your gal found someone to do what you can’t. Be thankful that he’s giving her the sex she deserves. What did you expect? You didn’t choose your cock size, but nothing is by accident. If you’ve got a weeny nub, it is what it is. Your job and image might be masculine, but your dick tells the truth. So panties, cuckolding, chastity, humiliation…..take whatever is decided for you.
Your tiny penis is huge drag, and a sexy woman is going to find a party elsewhere.
Words of truth. My wife has come alive sexually now that she gets to fuck the size cock she desires rather than the pathetic excuse for a penis dangling (barely) off of me. She’s essentially double the size of cock that she’s riding, from 5 inches to 10 inches on a regular basis, and everything about her has changed – in a very good way. Her mood’s much happier, she’s much more confident in her body and appearance, and no longer has sexual hang-ups/limitations.
If haven’t already, guys, find your woman a cock she deserves! Your wife will thank you for it!
Hello, Little Dick Ryan! How nice to hear from you. Thanks for stopping by, handsome!
Oh god, I literally laughed out loud when you said, “I can only laugh at your jokes so long before I make you cry with the truth.” I love how you put that, Ms. Amber, and it’s so true. 5-inchers can try to tell themselves they’re “average,” but the truth is they don’t measure up for women who’ve experienced a real man!
You’re exactly right, Miss Piper. I had alot of fun writing that blog…..lol
Wish my wife would realize this but according to her when we have sex it is satisfying for her. In all honesty I’m just about 5″ and have never had endurance issues though I’ve had some ED issues in the past. She’s complained that we don’t have sex enough. I’ve encouraged her to take on a lover but she’s rejected the idea. Maybe someday she will be open to it.
Does she play with a dildo? I had a caller start turning his wife on to a big dildo in order for her to really ‘see’ his little penis in comparison and want more in real life. It worked for him, although nothing works for everyone. It’s hot to think of a woman cuckolding you, but in reality, there are women that probably find the idea exhausting. Not all of us, though! LOL
You’re probably right Mistress Amber. She’s said that she doesn’t have time for a boyfriend.
Just the idea of it probably exhausts her. Women can get very overworked and overwhelmed and their pleasure takes a backseat. I totally understand.
If it ends up being an issue of sexual incompatibility, you have to blame it on the small penis size. Although penis size doesn’t matter to everyone I actually enjoy teasing, edging and humiliating the most sensitive part of a man’s body, the penis.
So do I, Miss Cindy! It’s definitely one of my favorite things….
I am under 2 inches soft .Dateless every weekend only time i can get a dance with a girl is if i am dressed as a woman .Such is the life of a tiny penis
That almost sounds like a poem. LOL