Meet Mr. Everything But A Penis!
Mr. Everything But A Penis called me the other today. He sounded cute, but smart women know that’s only one box checked. Employed? Check. Has his own place and not living in Grandma’s basement? Check! A guy that seems sweet, smart and would probably treat...‘Little Dick S.’ And His Jerk-Off Hide-Out Car
‘Little Dick S.’ called me for a sneaky jerkoff sesh in a parking lot, location unknown. Oh, I sure would have loved to be nearby but out of sight, running video of his masturbation hide-out car, that jerkoff junkie tainting a perfectly fine automobile...Give Up, Hubby! It’s A Cuckold Life For You!
Imagine that you’re struggling with a Rubik’s Cube but you’re failing miserably. You want nothing more than to solve that damn thing but you’ve never been able to and it irks you. You’ve handled all kinds of things in life, and you should...Are You A Pee-Pee Puller?
He was a whiny, sniveling little pee-pee puller and he just couldn’t stop! And his name wasn’t important because it could have been any of you! His life consisted of one masturbation twinge or opportunity after another, and I know that alot of you can...
