Mr. F. from Phoenix told me it’s Strap-On September. That means that your dominant wife needs to be gifted with a strap-on ASAP so she can take all her aggression out on you! C’mon, you drive her nuts. You know this, right?! You don’t always show her you appreciate her, you don’t always call when you’re going to be late, you’re not always nice to the in-laws and let’s not forget how she’s always tripping over your damn shoes!

It’s time you give that woman the chance to work out some frustration. You’re going to see a whole new side of your wife when you empower her with a lady cock. Don’t be surprised if she starts cuckolding you. You deserve it, bitch! Now get ready to take that cock already. It’s Strap-On September….didn’t you know?