It must be hard to have a small cock when everything else in your life seems to be working. I wouldn’t know, of course. I’m cute and great in the sack. Seriously though, I must be a magnet for little prick losers with empty beds. They just keep finding me, but I’m not complaining. Talking about your low-mileage trouser nub is perfect for comic relief.

Small cock humiliation is a palate cleanser for Mistresses

When you consider all the ass-hungry dildo bouncers, sad cuckolds home alone and closeted cocksucker fantasy boys pretending to be straight that I talk to on a regular basis, I really enjoy a solid humiliation call to help reset the brain. How can I not tear into your laughable, overcompensating bullcrap? You’re quick to point out that you have a great job, hot car and nice house, that you live in the gym and have a solid body and even quite the bank account. But how does it feel to stand in front of a full length mirror fully clothed and project false confidence while you hide a sad secret? I already know!

The Great Pretender

Nothing really works, does it? You can flirt, order great drinks, laugh with your friends. Maybe you’ve even got that sexy/smart thing going on that all the women fall for. It even looks like you close the deal….they leave with you, right? You can duck out of that club or bar, say all the right things and even pretend you’re a badass Bruce Wayne driving Vicki Vale to the Batcave for the very first time. Maybe you’re thinking she’s too tipsy to notice and you’re hoping that drink you’ll make her later will ensure she doesn’t discover your secret. Silly man, haven’t you learned yet that alcohol doesn’t make girls forgetful….it just means they’re more honest. That tiny cock of yours that looks more like a super-clit is bound to sober her up for sure. Even drunk chicks want to feel you inside! Did you think she wouldn’t realize that you’re constantly slipping out, if you can even get it in? You might notice that her girly tenders are rejecting it altogether. Smart girl! It’s only going to take a few rejected, fumbling attempts before she calls it as she sees it and leaves your lonely ass in the Batcave alone.

Mistress makes it all better

But that’s when you remember your Mistress…..once you put all your cheating girlfriends and failed one night stands and lonely, sex-starved nights together and wonder if there’s a pattern. Yes, Einstein. Your tiny cock is the common denominator. But don’t worry. You’ll call me, I’ll tell you the truth and you’re damaged enough to like it and blow your little load.
So there, there. Amber knows just what to say. Bring it all to me.