I talked to my most enjoyable pindick early this morning, and he told me he only watches porn on his phone so the big cocks in the video don’t look so huge. This is the same guy that serenades me with songs from old tv shows and the sweet sounds of the 80’s almost everytime we talk, so he may have been kidding but I don’t think so. You pindicks have to cope with your sad sprout of a dick any way you can, and I know it.

Pindicks Make The Best Queening Whores!

We can never meet our sweet, devoted pindick rub-and-tuggers, and even if we could, there’s no way you could please us the way we crave. But rest assured, a Mistress would make lemonade from your little lemon and that’s not a euphemism for something gross. That means we’d sit on your face, silly. Our hot, pink pussy would become your new workstation but you know what they say……when you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.

Mistresses love queening and we sigh a little when we think about it, like a woman excited to spend her day at the spa. She could be there at that spa all day, getting fawned over and pampered….and riding your slave bitch face isn’t much different! But as soothing as a hot stone massage can be, we actually prefer one orgasm after another and that’s what we’ll take from you. We’ll cut off your air supply for a bit and restore it when we choose, allowing you to gulp just enough breath to keep lapping. It’s the least you inadequate pindicks can do and the moment you taste our sweet snatch, you’ll give service with a smile, guaranteed.