Pee Wee is a nice looking guy with a very small dick. So I gave him the perfect assignment and have been enjoying his progress check-ins!

So what is he supposed to do, you ask? Well, he’s supposed to flirt. As you remember, he’s nice looking and has a good build. The kind of guy that a pretty girl might just flirt back with. The kind of guy that pretty girls want! Pee Wee is on assignment to flirt, be sweet and maybe even start a conversation if the situation allows for it. He might even get a phone number!

But then he’s supposed to go home, look in the mirror and remind himself that he can’t have that pretty girl he flirted with. He is to look in that mirror and remind himself that his little dick would never please her, that he’s a sad sack subby his looks are wasted on him because when the pants come off, the hopes for a ‘perfect guy’ are as dead as disco.

It’s fun to flirt, to feel that someone is attracted to you and that they’re flirting back. It might just get your mind off of reality….but that little follow-up in the mirror brings you back to the truth. And I like building Pee Wee up just to slap him back to real life. It’s fun for me, it’s humiliating and exciting for him and everyone wins…..except the girl he doesn’t call!