Mr. M. has to call LDW and tell us that he has a nubbin’ nubbin’ nubbin’!
I guess that means his time with me is a nubbin’ rubbin’!
He hasn’t rubbed his nub in front of a pretty girl for 2.5 years. That means it been a lot of solo nubbin’ rubbins!
And you might think he has big man balls but you’d be wrong! Mr. M. the nubbin’ rubber has sad, little marble balls. Poor Mr. M.!
He says he wants to grab my breasts, but what a joke! What makes him think I would allow him to touch me with his nubbin’ rubbin’ hands!
I’d sit on his face and make him lick my ass….that’s more like it! Breast grabs are only allowed for real men!
He isn’t even 4 inches when hard but he’s under 1 inch when soft. That’s why we say he has a little nubbin’!
He has to announce it to the Dispatcher when he calls. Rub that nubbin’ nubbin’ nubbin’, you nubbin’ rubbin’ whore!
