Mr. E. has been calling me for a long time and he’s absolutely helpess against me. But that’s good, because that means I’m breaking him down more and more as I inch him closer to my goal: sucking a great big cock.

As many of you cocksuckers-to-be, Mr. E. is waiting for the right opportunity. Oh, but there’s so many! You could follow a hot guy to the gym shower. Maybe eye-fuck a hottie at the grocery store and then follow him with your car to a deserted area where you go down on him in the front seat! Bookstores, restaurant parking lots, even an intersection might be the magic connection! Hey, if people can pull off to a nearby parking lot and exchange info after a fender bender, why not you and Mr. Potential Magic Dick?

My California cock drooler listened intently to all my suggestions and then admitted that every time we speak, he gets closer and closer to sucking a real cock. Good! I’ll keep working on Mr. E. and all the rest of you (you know who you are!) You just keep looking for those safe, discreet opportunities! In the right moment, you’ll know. It will just hit you….but don’t worry. I’ll be right there in your head, guiding you the whole way. Hello, that’s what I’ve been prepping you for all along!