I remember years ago when people said we’d all have flying cars after the year 2000. Somehow, that was to be a magical, futuristic year when life as we knew it would be zapped out of existence and we’d all be ‘Jetson-ized’. Remember when Doc looks at Marty in Back To The Future and says ‘Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!’ How can you not get excited about a future like that? It’s now 2016 and I have yet to see a flying car. Roads are still all the rage. But at least I can eat pizza while I masturbate with a drone. Say whaaaa?

Masturbate a whole new way

That’s right, you filthy sex toy freaks! I know how much you like your playtime! But imagine being completely hands free while a drone buzzes and pumps you into blissful oblivion. Pretty sure they made it for women, but why the hell couldn’t it be for men, too? All that’s required is a hole, and everyone’s got at least one!

I even found a video online…..she’s a pretty girl, too. Watching her masturbate was hot enough, but seeing this sexy pink dildo hover over her while she sat back and ate a burger was wicked hot. It doesn’t have to be food, of course. You can do anything with your hands while it does the dirty…..the point is that you don’t have to hold a toy. Look drone dildos up right now! Once it’s available, I’m buying it! The way of the future has yet to provide me with all that I have been promised, but a drone dildo sure is a start!