I have talked about cum eating many times, and consider it on my list of Specialties that I really enjoy helping callers with. You might even recall reading my blog ‘Call Confessions: Happy Cum Eater Gives A Testimonial’, and how sessions with me changed one man and his solo sexy time. Needless to say, a cum eater doing his thing for me is something I’m always up for, and I know that you sexy strokers have your own ways of enjoying your cream. But today’s cum session was a little bit different. I’m hoping that this Call Confessions-esque type post
(yes, this one right here) might even inspire you to try the method that my caller (successfully!) used today.

The biggest challenge of cum eating

The biggest challenge of cum eating is losing your nerve to do it after orgasm. Jerking off is easy and it’s not difficult to start fantasizing about cum eating. The conditions can be perfect: you’re horny, you feel naughty and kinky, the Mistress is saying all the right things, your cock is throbbing and it looks like all systems go, right? Everything can seem like it’s heading towards that creamy mouthful, and nothing can stand in your own way…….except your damn brain. Because the minute you blow that load, the idea of eating cum repulses you. You suddenly feel embarrassed, vulnerable and even shameful for wanting it or thinking about it. Not to mention that it’s suddenly awkward to be on the phone with anyone, much less a beautiful woman that now obviously knows what a weirdo you are. Feels like that, right?

First of all, if you’re a weirdo for saying what you like, we’re weirdos for wanting to listen to it all day. So let’s establish that right now.

Next, eating cum (or wanting to) doesn’t make you a freak. It’s free, fun, erotic, natural and even good for you. So what’s the answer?

If you’re going to eat cum, be prepared to get creative

No one can force you to do anything. I need to say that. Cum eating is not magic. It is a joint effort that boils down to me inspiring/encouraging/coercing you, and you doing what I say because you want to please me, obey me and enjoy something fun. If you walk into any situation with a ‘No, I will not. I refuse and will not try or listen because I won’t do it, not ever’ attitude, no one can change you. You’ve decided for both of us. But if you want to know what happened this morning and try it for yourself, I challenge you.
Let me break it down:

1) Caller truly wanted to eat his cum but already knew he would probably lose his nerve.
2) Caller had been edging for 6 days without releasing, storing up quite the load for himself.
3) Caller had a glass of wine handy, about half full. (You can use any beverage you wish, just make sure it is not a large amount.)
4) Caller enjoyed a sexy stroke session with me, and ejaculated into his wine glass, allowing the cum to swirl and mix with the wine.
5) Caller took a few minutes to collect himself, and then began to stroke again. This time, he told himself that he would drink the wine before he ejaculated the second time.
6) Caller communicated with me that he was about to cum. He downed the contents of the wine glass and then enjoyed a second orgasm.

Tricking the brain to do what you want

My caller knew that looking at the cum in his hand post-squirt would make it a challenge to eat, so he disguised his load as wine, something he already enjoyed. He also knew that adding cum to the wine and then drinking immediately would also be difficult, as his current mindset was on the cum and where it was. But by beginning the masturbation process again, he literally altered his brain. The fact that the wine contained cum was something that he ultimately knew, but he wasn’t thinking about it. That specific detail had been pushed back a bit, and all he was able to think of was the task at hand: stroking, pleasure and orgasm. Nothing else really matters when those things are on the table, does it? Everything else takes a backseat to the cock that has you on a short leash. You suddenly become a stroker on a mission, and that was the perfect set-up for cum eating. Telling himself that he had to drink the wine before he could cum was simple, and he did it without a problem. Because, as we’ve established, you’ll do anything to cum. Something as easy as drinking wine? Easy-peasy. My caller gulped it down, he blew his load and he ultimately did what he set out to do. Excellent work!

There are no real rules to cum eating. Edge, or don’t. Cum on your face, lap from your hand, freeze it if you want. If you really want to do it, you will. But you may have to get creative and trick your brain. So now you know.

Show me, impress me, blow my mind and your load at the same time. I’m ready.