‘Jerkoff’ is a not-very-nice name that maybe you’ve heard before. But today, ‘jerkoff’ is a verb and not a noun. It’s what you naughty boys do when wifey sleeps or when your lonely ass has nothing better to do but sit at home.

Instead of just talking to you about stroking your cock (which has kinda been done alot around here and there’s no sign of slowing!), I propose a Jerkoff Challenge.

The Jerkoff Challenge

You like challenges, right? Of course you do. And if you have a pulse, you’re addicted to masturbation, so why not make it interesting?

The Jerkoff Challenge is simple and you can do it any day you’re at work. It will take some juggling, and you’re probably going to be needing to eat a few snacks at your desk on company time, and dividing your lunch period between eat time and jerkoff time. But you will not starve, I assure you.

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Pick one person in your office that you’d like to fuck. Maybe you want to see Jan from accounting naked. Perhaps you’ve wondered about Phil across the hall and what it would be like to suck his cock. Want Pamela to sit on your face, or that hot intern Kelly to bend over your desk so you can plow her ass? I understand. Whatever it is, zero in on it. Got it?

Now, use your breaks and lunch to jerkoff. Maybe you’ve done this before here and there, but this is an entire jerkoff day. Concentrate on your sexy subject (make sure they are at work that day so that seeing them around the office gives you an extra thrill!), play out a XXX rated scenario and get to strokin’!
Edge! Edge all day. Hell, you may love this so much that you do it more than one day. Head into a private place in your building, whip it out, think about your special person and jerkoff! Watch the time and don’t be late. This should not be something that gets you in trouble. Devote breaks to your cock. Eat lunch, just do it faster than usual. Do not miss a chance to edge on your lunch break.

Why should you jerkoff all day?

You should jerkoff all day because it’s fun! It will also build your masturbation stamina, make your balls ache and help you build the most explosive orgasm ever! (All that edging might even make you a better lover!) On top of all that, it will break up your work day and shake up those office blahs!

Be my jerkoff slut

Call me and tell me who you’re jerking off to. I want to know their name and then you can cum with me!