I could think of no better way to celebrate Masturbation May than to share it with my friends! Amid all the blogs, tweets and posts around LDW this month, I had a fun idea to organize a gift exchange with a few girlfriends, like a Secret Santa in May.
Sex toy planning party….
The first thing I did was make a list to draw names for our naughty exchange. My name was first on the list, of course. But I added Evonne, Anna, Carrie, Jamie and Geoff. Geoff has always been one of the girls, anyway. And there was no way he would not let me include him if sex toys were involved! I got all my pals together for an impromptu dinner of chicken satay, watermelon feta salad and pita with fresh hummus. All homemade! (That’s right boys…..all this, and she cooks, too!)
After a little gossip and girls flashing their tits (ahem), we put names in a hat and drew. I got Carrie, a sweet blonde that I met at the gym a few years ago. I knew that her husband Brian would love to see what she ended up with. Carrie was sexy but a little reserved. I planned to fix that! And I was aching to know who drew me, but I played by the rules and did not cheat.
After our dinner and drawing, we dispersed with the specific instruction to order a toy for our secret pal and plan on another get together at my house later in the month. My mind was swimming with all the possibilities for Carrie. And I secretly planned to get something for Geoff even though I did not draw him, just because. Maybe a jeweled anal plug, or something!
Masturbation is the gift that keeps on giving….
It didn’t take me long to pick something out for Carrie. I got her a waterproof Rabbit vibrator (with those amazing clit massagers), because I’m all about sexy tub fun and I knew that the Rabbit would rock her socks off. And for Geoff, well…..I was leaning towards a prostate massager, but once I saw an inflatable dildo called a Backdoor Blaster, I knew I had to get it. Made from PVC, you insert it and then pump it up! I could see Geoff and his boyfriend Roman having alot of fun with that, stretching each other. Made me hot just thinking about it!
After assembling a few platters of meats, cheeses and fruit, I grabbed a few bottles of Pinot Noir and had a little party last week! Carrie and Geoff loved their gifts, and I finally got to open mine. Evonne had apparently been a bit stumped when choosing something for me as I buy everything I want, and want for very little. But she gave me a beautiful glass dildo to add to my collection. I love glass toys. I sometimes keep them in the fridge for chilly penetration that makes me shiver….and then just pop it into the dishwasher after I’m done. Glass toys are stiff and a little rough on me, which is just what I like. Plus, they’re waterproof, and they can be textured as this one was. My new gift came in a velvet bag to keep it from nicks, and of course, I loved it!
You can celebrate Masturbation May all year….
My friends loved how I included them in my celebration, but you can do this anytime, not just in May! Get creative, have a gift exchange party like mine or maybe make it a bit more private with just you and your partner. Do it this month, maybe next. Masturbation is a gift you give yourself, so remember to never skimp on your pleasure!
