I was on a call with my two favorite Mistresses recently from a hotel room when one asked me which of two beds I had done a required pre-call mattress hump edge on. Joking around, I answered something to the effect of ‘it didn’t matter’. With their two sexy voices and my horny cock, both beds were equally humpable.
Then it hit me. Everything is humpable with a Mistress. Not just humpable, but fun and hot as hell. I am constantly amazed at all the different things I have learned to love to hump and pump since coming here. Gone are the days where a romp with the the old fist pussy was enough. Now it’s what toy, piece of furniture, or household implement are we going to use today?
Let’s start with the obvious — the toys. Blow-up dolls, cock sleeves, pocket pussies just to name a few (I gotta have more than one pocket pussy because there are just so many textures and feelings to those rubber cunts). Then there’s the furniture — chairs, desks, beds, curtains, mirrors, and my personal favorite, the couch pussy.
Household items are a great source of stroking fun too — I have used baggies, plastic wrap, bubble wrap (I once wrote an ode to bubble wrap at the request of a Mistress because we both liked it so much), rubber kitchen gloves, oven mitts, and sponges, among others.
And of course I would never leave off a pair of silky panties from the edge-inducing list.
Who knew how much fun all these things could be? It’s not just the textures and surfaces themselves, it’s what my Mistresses (and no doubt many other Mistresses) do with them that makes me crave them.
I mean, I love a hot, tight, wet pussy as much as the next guy. But being in a hotel room, on my knees, condom-covered cock pumping the couch cushions while my mistresses fashion a hot edging, CFNM scenario? How can I not get turned on by that?
Thanks Ms. Amber for this guest post from bfla!!
I have to say it agree 100 percent! EVERYTHING and anything can be humpable. It is so true, and makes you look at things, oh all everyday things, in a whole new light! Those couch pillows…humpable! A basic chair, oh YES you can hump it!
I love this post, and hope it inspires lots of naughty men to experiment! Thanks bfla!
Ms. Delia
Bfla definitely got me thinking about all the things my callers like to hump. Thanks for reading, Miss Delia!
I love this Ms. Amber, there are few things more entertaining for a Mistress than a humper if you ask me. Thanks for sharing with us 🙂
Bfla, I love your attitude when accepting your fate…that you can hump any and everything if you have a sexy Mistress or two to please! I think my favorite here would be the blow up doll. Mainly because you not only had an actual date with her, but you also had to beg to be allowed to hump her! Such fun 😉
I loved this post too, Miss Christine! Bfla is just so open, and I appreciate it very much. He’s just so honest and relatable. I have loved working with him so far, and can’t wait to see what he submits next!
Thanks Christine, Delia, and Amber for the very kind comments. I am so glad you enjoyed this! Hmm, my fate. I never thought of it that way but it is fun as hell to have a mistress get me so worked up that I’m crazed to hump whatever she wants. 🙂
Personally, I think that the humping itself is hot, but the lust and the need to do it is hotter. I’m so glad you wrote this!