I had a friend send me a link that I was not expecting. I figured it was porn, and it was. My friend is always trying to shock me, but it doesn’t really work. Considering what I do and see all day, it’s going to take alot to blow my hair back! But this masturbation video was a little different.

Shock a Mistress? Difficult. Excite her? Much easier.

The woman in the video was alone and in a car. She wasn’t much to look at, but once she started getting into it, it didn’t matter. Her hair, her eyes, even her smile…..all forgettable. What I won’t forget is what she did. It was something I’ve seen a million times, but how she did it excited me.

She fucked a gear shift.

That’s right. She balanced herself on the seats of the car, one high heel on each seat. There wasn’t alot of room for her height, thanks to the roof. Then again, she really didn’t strike me as all that tall.

When she tried to arch her back as so many women do when they ride a cock, she had a dashboard in her way. Let’s just say that it wasn’t necessarily the ideal position, but that’s where the gear shift was and it wasn’t exactly portable. So she made due, and it didn’t seem to matter.

You could tell that she was enjoying it, but watching her cum wasn’t nearly as sexy as the fact that she took what she needed from what she had available. The act of masturbation isn’t nearly as hot as the lust that lives inside the person that is willing to use what they have to get what they need.

Getting creative with sex toys

I have had a few handfuls of people get creative with their toys, and I encourage it. I have written about it many times. Watching that woman in the car jut and bounce with so much hunger…..it made something inside me quiver. The video itself might have shocked some people or even grossed them out, but not me.

There’s never a reason why you can’t give yourself pleasure. If you’re not hurting anyone else and your object of choice is clean, smooth, unbroken and safe for use, do it. I’ve seen cucumbers, candles, an aerosol can with a duct taped lid and even a rotisserie chicken used in masturbation. When the urge strikes, who knows where you’ll be? Be safe about it, but get what you need.

Feed what needs feeding. It’s one of the best ways to feel alive.