Six horny senior citizens in the state of Connecticut were nabbed by cops after they were caught fucking in a public park. That’s right, an old folks gangbang.
Now, I’m not sure if I love the idea of badass old people still getting what they need, or if I’m scarred for life. Maybe the latter?

Gangbang Gang

The gangbang gang in question was between the ages of 62 to 85, and had responded to an ad in the “City Hookup Guide”, a local spot for folks to meet up and do the deed. It’s not difficult to find places like that, especially back when Craigslist had those naughty ads.

But here’s the best part of this whole thing. Ready? The group of six seniors consisted of five men and an 85-year-old woman. Naughty Nana is known for more than just her cookie baking, apparently!

Hey, you do you, lady. Can’t begrudge a woman wanting all the cock to herself. I can relate! But what happened to private residences?