Meet Mr. Everything But A Penis!
Mr. Everything But A Penis called me the other today. He sounded cute, but smart women know that’s only one box checked. Employed? Check. Has his own place and not living in Grandma’s basement? Check! A guy that seems sweet, smart and would probably treat...Cock Overrides Everything!
Ever been watching porn on your laptop and additional videos pop up on other screens? Maybe you hear a video playing in the background as you’re trying to watch the video you actually wanted. Fixing that is easy. You can always find that one open screen...Thank You To Mr. G., My Cockslut From Saratoga NY
I was on my sofa relaxing yesterday and trying to decide if I want to watch the Golden Globes on Sunday night when there was a knock on my door. I opened the door and there stood a young man that must have run out of hair product that morning. But he had a package for...Think About Kink 2019
Another year is just about done, but before we close the book on 2018, let’s reflect a bit. You’re here, so congratulations on that. And I hope you had some fun this year. But as we usher in another 12 months, we should all be thinking about goals. Not...‘Little Dick S.’ And His Jerk-Off Hide-Out Car
‘Little Dick S.’ called me for a sneaky jerkoff sesh in a parking lot, location unknown. Oh, I sure would have loved to be nearby but out of sight, running video of his masturbation hide-out car, that jerkoff junkie tainting a perfectly fine automobile...
