This is a blog about cum from a naughty hubby I call ‘Little Dick Ryan’. I’ve spoken to him before…..he’s a horny hubby that used a very common household object as a sex toy. (Believe me, you have one of these in the house!) You can read all about his naughty escapade in my recently published blog ‘Call Confessions: Little Dick Ryan’ Gives A Hot Cam Show!’
Inspired by my cum junkie, ‘Little Dick Ryan’ tries something new!
Well, ‘Little Dick Ryan’ was reading my blog about ‘Michael’, a caller I have been working with for awhile now and have posted about. Not only did I get Michael to start eating his cum, I got him addicted!
Even though some men are humiliated by eating cum, Michael loves it and can’t get enough of it. And that inspired ‘Little Dick Ryan’. Having never eaten his cum before, he wanted to try…..and not in the common, legs-over-his-head-blow-his-load-into-his-mouth kinda way. He had something to cum onto and eat!

Not only that, but when he called me, he was playing with a TENS Unit. For those of you who don’t know, TENS stands for ‘Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation’, a machine that is used for nerve related pain conditions. TENS machines work by sending electrical pulses to stimulate little pads that you attach to your body. I already have a caller that uses a TENS unit for some pleasure and pain at the same time. You control the intensity yourself, and here was ‘Little Dick Ryan’ all set up and cranked to 12!
Delicious lunch with special sauce….
‘Little Dick Ryan’ used a few fingers to stroke his little dick and get it ready. I watched as he adjusted the TENS unit to raise the intensity level to the maximum 20, and then he positioned himself in front of a leftover burrito on a festive, red plate. I watched as his orgasm neared closer and closer and then spurted all over his tortilla and filling. Then that brave cam slut of mine took a big bite saturated in special sauce. Delicious!
I am proud of ‘Little Dick Ryan’! He set a goal and he followed through, making both of us very happy. I love to help people be more kinky, and if you think you’re ready to show me something new and different or let me the first to witness something you’re trying for the first time, let’s do it in a private cam show from you to me!
Thanks, ‘Little Dick Ryan’! Talk to you soon!


Best burrito ever!!! 😀
Damn right! And I sent your free audio to your email, so make sure you check your box.
Everyman has an interest in being forced to eat cum and the more creative the better humiliation will be. I’m sure Ryan enjoyed it because licking and eating cum is the ultimate in proving submissiveness to his Mistress.
That’s why I’m thankful for cum eaters who have been calling for a long time now and have gotten themselves addicted. I write about them on purpose….it makes other guys curious!
You’re so right Mistress Cindy, creative cum eating adds to the humiliation factor. It’s so tantalizing, and addictive, to eat my cum while Amber watches. It’s just so thrilling to hear her call me a little dick sissy whore while I’m doing so. Turns me on each time I think about it…which I do often.
How could you not? You’re a shameless slut!
OMG, even though the story was about a burrito, all I could think about was that special cucumber sauce that goes on gyros. lol I may never be able to look at a gyro the same way! Oh, and I guess I also thought about a stroker boy I used to have whose birthday it was, and I had him add his own frosting to the birthday cupcake I made sure beforehand that he would have. I thought about trying to get him to put out the single candle with his spunk instead of a puff of breath, but he only succeeded in making a mess of the plate as well as the cupcake. No matter–he licked it clean after taking a nice big bite!
I know exactly what kind of sauce you’re talking about, Miss Rachel. Tzatziki sauce is delicious!
Isn’t it hilarious when we make guys do whatever we want? =)
That was too funny! I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to look at a burrito the same…….*giggle*. I once had a subbie fuck a chobani yogurt……..he was adventurous with lunch meats and such, but the cantaloupe was the funniest. I couldn’t get the term “melon baller” out of My mind with that one. Now I can hardly even use a melon baller without thinking of Mr. Melonfucker humping away on that poor fruit…alas it’s the closest thing to a pussy he’ll ever get….that poor melon though!
Yes, it does seem like a waste of a good melon. Yogurt I can definitely part with. LOL
Isn’t it funny how quickly our little cum eaters become addicted to the taste and feel of that hot, sticky goo sliding over their tongues? It’s almost as if they didn’t really need any convincing at all! 😉 As much fun as it is to simply have greedy little cum gobblers shoot their loads onto their faces or hands before slurping it up… I’m with you, I love a more… original, approach! What’s the kinkiest way you’ve ever had a guy slurp his load?
I can’t believe I’ve never told you this! Once, I had a guy fill a peice of celery with jizz in lieu of peanut butter. Then I made him eat it.
Guess I’ll need to be creative to step it up a notch.
Creativity has never been a problem for you…..I find it quite entertaining!
It’s crazy how addicting it is.
And how much fun you have doing it for me!
Hmmm, celery eh? Will have to find a way to get that top spot for myself 😉
Always the over-achiever lol
Indeed. Am very competitive by nature, but since I can’t even get in the door to compete with big cock-ness, it’s fun to find other ways to amp up the humiliation factor for having a micro-penis.
Hey, you little dick guys neeed to take what you can get!
Dear Mistress Amber
Great post for all of us cummy loving gurls. I personally prefer a healthier choice and cover my salad with cum. It punches up the kale, lol! OMG, kale Smoothies with a little bit extra. I hadn’t thought of that before.
Your dirty little slut
Jen Lee
Hey, I’m nothing if I’m not informative! You’re welcome! LOL
As I live alone, this blog post, and these comments (Mr Melonfucker) are giving me ideas of a little something extra I could stuff my Thanksgiving turkey
with this year. As for the leftovers….turkey sandwiches, and mayo is the best!
Sissy Sally, you should call me sometime! I have a feeling we could have alot of fun!