I want to go shopping…..when don’t I want to do that? A girl with my figure? I live for cute things! And isn’t it nice that money is no object because I have a wussy pussy bitch to foot the bill? That’s right…..I know a real pushover that’s going to follow me from store to store and even hold all my bags and purchases. That means that my credit cards and cash stay in my purse, and I bleed his wallet dry! I guess that makes be a bratty bitch, but I’m a Mistress. Are you really that surprised?

Bratty Bitch Has You By The Balls (And Wallet!)

The truth is, my little shopping bitch is just happy he gets to spend time with me. He’ll do anything I want. Wait in the car while I get my pedicure, sit at another table as I enjoy my lunch in peace at the trendy, new bistro downtown. Hell, I can bring him home and he’ll pour me a glass of wine and give me a spectacular foot and calf massage. I need a little relaxation after walking and shopping all day, so a little foot and leg worship is a perfect way for me to wind down. Maybe I’ll have him sleep over on the couch so he can wash my car in the morning! By hand, of course!