*Instead of girly Amber Academy stuff that would normally be the topic on a Wednesday, I’m talking about masturbating and cornflakes. Yeah, I know it’s random and not at all feminization related. But every now and then, I like to shake it up!*
The Truth About Masturbating And Cornflakes
So, fun fact. And when I say ‘fun fact’, this isn’t a joke, or something you’re supposed to tell gullible people to prove to them how gullible they are. You can actually look this up, and I fully expect you to.
Question for ya. Do you know why cornflakes were invented? When I heard this, I was sure that someone was messing with me. But hold on to your dildo, Mildred. Because cornflakes were invented in the hopes of keeping people from masturbating. Don’t ask me how! It’s the most random, stupid thing I’ve heard in a while.
Don’t believe me? Effing Google it. Go ahead. I’ll wait.
All The Cool People Are Masturbating….And Buying Better Cereal.
How bizarre. For one thing, why would anyone think a boring, tasteless cereal could prevent someone from free, satisfying anytime fun? And with fruity, chocolatey, crunchy options available to you, why would you ever choose a pile of soggy sadness? It’s a breakfast no-brainer. But if you insist on suffering through a bowl of bland yuck, you deserve to blow that load all over the cereal box. Knock yourself out. And after masturbating, eat your cum, why don’t you? You deserve something tasty in that mouth, for heavens sake! Better late than never!
Have a great week masturbating. And don’t forget to pass on this random fact to someone else this week just to watch their face as you tell them.
As for me, I’m off to have a bowl of anything but cornflakes!
