January 13 is International Skeptics Day, but don’t ask me why because I have no idea. The Internet is like a wise, old owl full of useless information, and I’m just the messenger. But if you’re a skeptic, why not take a risk and try something new! Can you bake a soufflé? Maybe you think they’re too difficult. Scared of Korean food? Why not try? Oh and while you’re at, put your middle finger in your butt and allow yourself to see how sexy and naughty it feels. So many of you are skeptical about buttplay, so why not throw caution to the wind, lube up that digit and probe a little! Middle fingers aren’t just for inappropriate traffic gestures. They also allow a safe, free and instant sex toy that’s just the right size for a little solo playtime. And just like the rest of you, they’re very washable. So don’t get all weird about it.

Buttplay For Every Day

Buttplay doesn’t require grand preparation. That middle finger slides effortlessly into that little backdoor of yours, and can be easily done in the shower. How convenient that playtime and clean-up can be tended to so easily before you even reach for that towel, and no one has to know.

As far as the little voice in your head that is already shying away from your own anal experience, STOP. There’s nothing weird, wrong, embarrassing or unnatural about buttplay. Don’t you think you owe it to yourself to try it once? No one said you have to advertise it later or shout it while drunk at your office party. There’s also zero obligation to disclose it to anyone.
Don’t be so skeptical about buttplay, soufflé, Korean food or anything at all. Try it all at least once.

Relax, take a deep breath and insert your finger on the exhale. And wh0 knows? You might just love buttplay!
Here are some more butt-rific ideas to try, skeptic!
And don’t think today’s the only day to try…..any day is buttplay day!