Oh, do I have something to tell all of you! I had quite the naughty call that went above and beyond, and it just reinforces what I already knew: horny men can’t help themselves. They have a need, they get creative and fuck their ass, they let me watch and BAM! Instant CFNM star. Get creative enough, and you might just find yourself right in this blog.

It’s Hammer Time!

And the 1st place award for CFNM whore goes to….

So there I was with this sexy Greek guy named ‘Thanasi’*. He called me all dressed up in a white camisole with panties that he ‘borrowed’ from wifey, who was not home. His eye makeup was smudged, but I didn’t care. He looked like a cockslut after a long night!

Thanasi was climbing the walls horny, wild horny! But did Thanasi have a dildo in which to relieve his hungry ass? Noooooo!

What Thanasi did have was a wooden hammer with a rounded end. Well, it started out that way. But Thanasi had gotten creative! Using a clean roll-on tip from a deoderant container, he had affixed that tip with duct tape to the end of the hammer handle and had wrapped the whole damn thing in plastic wrap. Hey, whatever works, Thanasi!

I watched him push that makeshift dildo deep, stuffing his slut hole and hearing him whimper and try for one more inch. I called him a ‘dirty hammer fucker’ as he moaned. He just couldn’t get enough! Then he deep throated a bottle of liquor as he used his hammer dildo and made CFNM history!

Make a dildo? Yes, we can!

Thanasi isn’t the only cam star out there, nor the only one with an imagination. Need some relief, but have no toy? I outlined the rules of safely making a dildo when I challenged all you whores to get creative and give me a cam show:
1) Your object must be clean, unbroken, have rounded edges and be safe for use. That’s it!

Thanasi holds the top spot in Creative Assfucking, but who will knock him from his slut pedestal? Will it be you? Want to blow my mind and get some recognition for it? Give your Mistress a show, and we’ll see what happens!