Shock a Mistress? Difficult. Excite her? Much easier.
The woman in the video was alone and in a car. She wasn’t much to look at, but once she started getting into it, it didn’t matter. Her hair, her eyes, even her smile…..all forgettable. What I won’t forget is what she did. It was something I’ve seen a million times, but how she did it excited me.
She fucked a gear shift.
That’s right. She balanced herself on the seats of the car, one high heel on each seat. There wasn’t alot of room for her height, thanks to the roof. Then again, she really didn’t strike me as all that tall.
When she tried to arch her back as so many women do when they ride a cock, she had a dashboard in her way. Let’s just say that it wasn’t necessarily the ideal position, but that’s where the gear shift was and it wasn’t exactly portable. So she made due, and it didn’t seem to matter.
You could tell that she was enjoying it, but watching her cum wasn’t nearly as sexy as the fact that she took what she needed from what she had available. The act of masturbation isn’t nearly as hot as the lust that lives inside the person that is willing to use what they have to get what they need.
Getting creative with sex toys
I have had a few handfuls of people get creative with their toys, and I encourage it. I have written about it many times. Watching that woman in the car jut and bounce with so much hunger…..it made something inside me quiver. The video itself might have shocked some people or even grossed them out, but not me.
There’s never a reason why you can’t give yourself pleasure. If you’re not hurting anyone else and your object of choice is clean, smooth, unbroken and safe for use, do it. I’ve seen cucumbers, candles, an aerosol can with a duct taped lid and even a rotisserie chicken used in masturbation. When the urge strikes, who knows where you’ll be? Be safe about it, but get what you need.
Feed what needs feeding. It’s one of the best ways to feel alive.


Oh my, Ms Amber! From that description, I can see why you were enthralled by the video and the thought actually sent tingles to all the right places for me as well. Yes, when the mood strikes, one does what one must to satisfy that intense urge! I am not shocked at all anymore with ways people take care of business. Actually find it quite interesting when they get creative with masturbation. When safely done as you stated.
Being safe is the most important thing, and it can’t be stressed enough. No amount of pleasure is worth an injury of any kind. What a horrible place to have to heal! No, I most definitely advocate safe play.
Oooooh Ms Amber, getting down the the gear shift! I’m right with you there is very little that can shock me! This was a delightful shocker! I’m looking at my gear shift in an entirely different light! Opening yourself up to environment around you makes the act of masturbation so much more creative and can intensify your pleasure!
Miss Alyssa, there was just something downright erotic about the entire thing. But it totally expands your mind to look at regular objects in a new light, and if there’s fun to be had, why not!?
Ms Amber…great post..and I could not agree more….as long as you are safe, and the toys are cleans and safe….go for it…have some fun. I know I have had more fun than I care to admit using items I find in the house as sex toys….and why not…life is meant to be enjoyed….as long as we are not hurting anyone (ourselves included).
I could not agree more, PlungerBoy! There’s absolutely nothing wrong with getting creative as long as you’re being safe about it!
Ah yes, the transformative power of lust. What a wonderful way to get revved up and drive yourself crazy! I Have to hand it to that chick for taking the driver’s seat in her own orgasm experience. lol All corny jokes aside that is helluva hot (although I can think of a dozen more for candles, cucumbers and chicken but I’ll spare everyone). You are so right that feeding that need is what keeps one feeling that crackle of life and passion.
‘Drive yourself crazy’…..you’re hilarious, Miss Fiona. =)
The whole time that I was thinking about ‘feeding the need’, I kept thinking about Little Shop of Horrors, and the voracious appetite of the man-eating plant, Audrey II. Obviously, our sexual needs are a bit different, but our lust for what we need doesn’t have to be. It’s still a hunger. We need what we need, and if we can fulfill it safely, nothing should stand in our way.
Whoa damn that sounds intense! I think I can totally relate to the unshockable phenomenon sometimes as Mistresses we get totally desensitized to kinky things. It’s nice to get your bacon quakin’ once in awhile tho’, isn’t it? I once saw a slut take a fire extinguisher and that seems be one of the most memorable things I’ve seen. Now when I hear get it in gear I’m going to be thinking about something entirely different LOL. Great post!
Thanks, Miss Jenna! I’m so glad you liked it. And you’re not kidding about getting desensitized. Ladies who do not do this for a living probably wouldn’t believed things if we told them. =)
I can add melons, hairbrushes, zucchini, wooden spoons….tis true that when the urge strikes, we can all be quite creative! I’ve heard that the old apple pie trick from American Pie is actually a VERY good trick too!
Melons….that takes me back, Miss Piper. I know someone who spent some quality time with a cantaloupe once. He raved about it!