I’ve got a thing for fruit, and judging by a certain caller two nights ago, I’m not the only one! This Call Confessions isn’t an isolated incident, either. Mr. ? is no stranger to anal, and was ready to pound produce for me! What a nice surprise for him to be ready with his dildo-of-choice! Because nothing spices up a weeknight like a banana buttslut!
A weakness for domination phone sex
Home from a bar, his wife was asleep when he called. Sneaking a call to me is no surprise, as he has a weakness for phone sex. Not just any phone sex, domination phone sex is his kick. Of course, I’m happy to oblige.
Mr. Have-To-Be-Quiet-Because-Wife-Is-Asleep put a condom on a washed banana, and it was all over. Dirty masturbating buttslut bitch! He went to town pounding that produce into his squeal spot. Oh, he wasn’t shy at all!
Anal fantasy hides a secret dream for strap-on
After jumping butt-first into the anal fantasy that he so desperately craved, he became my little echo, ready to repeat anything I tell him. You better believe that I have fun with that! I always love when he calls (6 times since January 2015), and his willingness to be my bitch boy really puts a smile on my face! Each time, he’s ready to put something in his ass, and of course, it all stems from his secret strap-on dream, the end-all, be-all of anal pleasure.
His wife is kinky enough to take him anally, but that doesn’t even start to scratch the surface of this sneak-around butt-fuck boy. Sadly, he just can’t bring himself to beg for what he wants so badly, to spread his legs and take her harnessed cock in his hungry ass. Until his wife gets a clue, this Mistress will be here to scratch that domination itch like only I can!
Are you a buttslut, too? All strap-on fantasy boys and anal domination bitches are to report to me! I know your weakness and I’m ready to play with you, too!
There is something about bananas this week, Ms. Amber!
I had bought a bunch of them…a small bunch, and put them in my fruit bowl next to the nice, ripe large bananas! It actually inspired me to write a small penis humiliation post, lol!
But I really LOVE this blog. Using a condom wrapped banana as a sex toy is pretty damned perfect! That curve hits the right spot…the squeal spot!
🙂 Ms. Delia
Exactly, Miss Delia. The squeal spot for sure!
Ms Amber ~ I love the ones that sneak quietly to call. They remind me of a smoker that just has to have a cigarette. Although I will never understand why someone who obviously has a willing partner won’t just ask ~ beg ~ for what they want! But it seems he is having his needs served very well by you! On a side note ~ I love a food slut! Thanks for sharing.
Produce is just so perfect for sexy time, and how lucky am I that I just keep getting to participate? Lol