When it comes to pindick losers, it sucks to be you. Great looking guys with good jobs, nice cars and no dick know that nothing they can do and nothing they can buy can make them adequate. How difficult it must be to feel that you are cursed when you look in the mirror, knowing that only one part of you keeps you from the life you want!

Are you a pindick?

Maybe you avoid other men when you are showering at the gym or undressing, lest they see your sad penis and laugh. You watch other guys ‘bag the babe’ while you go home alone to jerk in your room. You wish you could be swept up into the cool, sexy vibe of masculinity that pulses through trends and the media? You’re aware of the lifestyle enjoyed by confident men (a club you could never join), and the women that want to be with them. But that’s not you, is it?!

And then there’s the women. Exquisite creatures that lust for a thick cock that can slip inside them and make their toes curl with one wave of pleasure after another? But not your cock. You stare at endless porn streams like a starving man salivating for steak. You can get all the women you can pay for, and they go by the hour. You are socially stunted when it comes to the opposite sex. You don’t ‘read’ women or feel relaxed because you never had opportunities in which to learn. You are easily jerked around by bratty, bitchy princess-types that you hate yourself for wanting. Even if you can talk a girl into going home with you, you have to take your pants off sometime. And then it’s Game Over, nubby!small penis

The man you wish you were

What kind of man would you be if you had a real cock? You’d be a confident employee, and not just the loner at the company party. You envision being the most popular man at a gathering, while others crowd around to laugh at your jokes and women slip you their numbers. Instead, you pay by the minute for domination with a woman you could never score in real life. When she asks you about your cock, you add a few inches and lie while you burn in secret shame.

The truth is, men can tell when you’re a bitch and they know why. And when women find out, they tell their friends and most will keep you in the friend zone for life. A lucky bunch of you will actually get married because women like your money and know they don’t have to fuck you to have sex. Real men with real cocks are ready to step in,making you the cuckold you were destined to become.
Pushovers like you are what keeps me laughing!

At least your pitiful trouser-worm provides small cock comic relief for a Mistress like me. It’s a small taste of what pleasing a woman is like, but pindicks need to take what they can get!