Yes, yes. We all know what day it is. While you’re steering clear of preposterous news articles on social media, don’t think for a minute that LDW is a safe place to hide out. It’s still April Fools Day, and that extends to you. You may call with that cock in your hand, but the decision is mine. Will I let you cum? Or will you be an April Fool and walk away with a juicy T & D sandwich instead?

Does this look like the face of someone that could trick you?

To cum or not to cum? That is the question….

While nothing would please me more than seeing you spurt your face with hot man-pudding, I might just be persuaded to lay my own self-interest aside for the good of the joke. The joke being that you thought you’d cum (and I was quite convincing that I would allow it), and then I wrenched it away like a meanie!

Of course, I may be as sweet my honey pussy today, who knows? Maybe I’ll flip a coin. Mistresses love to tease and play games, and you boys know how women work, so don’t act surprised. A lucky handful of you will definitely be rewarded with that explosive orgasm you crave.
So step right up and try your luck with the naughty redhead that keeps you guessing!