Before you check Google and send an email telling me I’m wrong, all you rapid-fire typists can calm your panties. I’m not talking about the real Ernest Hemingway, silly! ‘Ernest Hemingway’ is an alias of a very special stroker that is enjoying a birthday today! Maybe he’s 24, maybe he’s 47….who knows!? The number of birthday spankings don’t matter……but they can’t hurt. (So dig out your paddle if you’re into that!)

Happy Birthday, Ernest. Do something fun and enjoy your day!

Amber (22) new