I’m here to talk about the laughingstock of LDW, the sad sack subby, the joke of all the Mistresses…..Pee Wee!

He called in girly panties and we spent a little time talking about his predicament: being a great looking guy with a horribly disappointing penis. Sad for him, hilarious for all of us! He’s got an ongoing assignment from ME to flirt with pretty women whenever he’s out and then going home, stripping naked and standing in a mirror, reminding himself that he’s ‘a sad sack subby and his looks are a lie’. It’s the truth!

He wants everyone to know that he’s worn panties as a bathing suit on vacation in front of others, waxed underneath! I love outing you, Pee Wee. I hope that when you read this blog, it makes your cheeks pink and excited, just like that little clit of yours.

Thanks for all the fun we just had, cocksucker! Can’t wait to do it again!