This whole coronavirus thing is weird. Isn’t it weird? I wanted to write a girly Spring blog but I literally just sat looking at the screen, wondering how shallow it would seem if I didn’t first address this entire social distance thing and how different cities are reacting to this crisis. Businesses and bars shut down, school days are canceled and there’s strong message everywhere to stay inside and try to slow the spread of the virus.
Do’s And Dont’s
So unless you’re foraging for food and supplies at grocery stores where people are filling their carts like it’s the end of the damn world, you’re supposed to stay in. What do you do now?
Well, sleep. Masturbate. Read books you’ve been putting off. Binge watch streaming content. Exercise. Catch up on feminization blogs you may have missed in my Vault. Phone your friends. Take a shower. Play board games. Meditate. Do yoga. Wash your hands. Call your Mistress!
What do you NOT do?
Don’t panic. Don’t make yourself nuts by reading all the craziness online. Don’t give into anxiety. Don’t eat junk food all day to make yourself feel better. And DON’T hoard food and supplies at the grocery store. Stores have always had enough for everyone and they can again if everyone would calm the hell down and only take what they need. I went out to do some shopping yesterday and the meat case was sorely lacking. But I found myself in front of a large stack of pork chop packages. I COULD have taken every pack. The whole damn stack could have gone right into my cart BUT OTHERS EXIST, TOO. I refuse to hoard. Please don’t do it!
The End Is Near
I just had to say it. But I’m fucking with you.
So be safe. Stay in. If you’re not well, avoid others. We don’t have to let this make us crazy. Here’s hoping that we can all laugh about this soon and be like ‘hey, remember that stupid virus that turned the whole world upside down? Glad that’s over.’
Keep pushing. We can do this.
